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marichiko 05-11-2004 05:54 PM
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Originally posted by Radar


The women you marry and the women you have sex with aren't necessarily the same type of women. And hopefully they never find out about each other! j/k
Game, set, and match, Radar. Concede defeat while your still coherent.

OnyxCougar 05-11-2004 05:57 PM
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Originally posted by DanaC
*smiles* Onyx...come on....dont tell me you arent drawn to RADAR's masculinity and innate charm? You know he can please a woman like no other man , it oozes out of every one of his posts...
Actually, his attitude repulses me. Not to say he may not be a nice person, but if I was stuck on a desert island and I had to choose between radar and bruce, Radar would die from lack of sex.

DanaC 05-11-2004 05:59 PM
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Not to say he may not be a nice person, but if I was stuck on a desert island and I had to choose between radar and bruce, Radar would die from lack of sex.
That made me chuckle some :D

OnyxCougar 05-11-2004 06:04 PM
I was talking to some of the guys here.

One would rather lose his left arm rather than go without sex with a woman.
Same man is not willing to lose the arm if he could wank.

marichiko 05-11-2004 06:05 PM
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Originally posted by OnyxCougar


Actually, his attitude repulses me. Not to say he may not be a nice person, but if I was stuck on a desert island and I had to choose between radar and bruce, Radar would die from lack of sex.
Bruce would definitely be my guy of choice. If I was stuck on a desert island with only Radar, I'd satisfy myself while having fantasies about Bruce!:D

DanaC 05-11-2004 06:07 PM
Oh dear me *wipes tear from eye* Goddamn marichiko you are a funny bugger you really are

marichiko 05-11-2004 06:21 PM
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Originally posted by DanaC
Oh dear me *wipes tear from eye* Goddamn marichiko you are a funny bugger you really are
Thank you, Ma'am, and I've noticed your own posts add a definite touch of class to the various debates that go on around here.:beer:

SteveDallas 05-11-2004 06:34 PM
This is starting to sound like a concept for the next installment of Survivor!

DanaC 05-11-2004 06:36 PM
............OK......who do you put on the Island? Pick 5 cellarites

jaguar 05-11-2004 11:42 PM
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Concede defeat while your still coherent.
Too late.
As for Radar's 'study', dont hold your breath, it probably comes from the same place as some of his amazing statistics (Did you know only 1% of marraiges in Vietnam are not for love?) and other amazing facts (Friedman never backed down over monetarism, I've never been to Vietnam).

marichiko gets the thread merit award ;)

Skunks 05-12-2004 01:15 AM
The rampant feminism around here appalls me.

Seriously, all you women just need to lighten up a little. It's pretty clear Radar's joking.

wolf 05-12-2004 01:22 AM
Unfortunately he is not.

Skunks 05-12-2004 01:38 AM
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<i>All of these were originally posted by Radar</i>
<b>Women mistakenly think that men think less of women who have lots of sex without emotional attachment or commitment. We like them and respect them more than the other girls. </b>
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<b>I love how women try to tell a man how men think and whom we respect. It's hilarious. </b>
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<b>You're not a man. You're a pussy. And you aren't even in the same neighborhood as "normal society" so give it up.

You're a typical pussified wimp denying what's real because you want to play up the "sensitive guy" angle. Give it a rest. You are all that is wrong in the world.</b>
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<b>Do you deny that a diet of only coconuts would eventually lead to death? Ever heard of scurvy? rickets? or any number of other diseases that malnourished people get?</b>
I think he's joking, because these comments, along with most of the rest of the thread, are the exact sort of thing I'd come up if I wanted to satirize the feminist movement, masculinity, etc.

Though, I'd probably be more blatant about it.

jaguar 05-12-2004 05:35 AM
See that's the thing. radar does indeed look like a perfect parody of himself (a paragon of parody? ;)) but our experience with his er....unique (or maybe not, sadly) or at least unusual perception of the world is indeed he real position. Kinda scary eh?

Keep in mind some of this guy's other brilliant suggestions include disbanding the Federal Reserve, the FCC and the FDA.

Catwoman 05-12-2004 06:04 AM
Radar, oh Radar, wherefore art thou Radar?
I haveth for so many years
Longeth for a man with intellect like yours
With the truest passion to speak his mindeth
That all women should really stay indoors
And giveth of their mouths to thine compatriots.

I yearn for a manfolk
Less concerned with sensitivity
And more inclined to giveth thine respect
To an unholy cock sucking harlot like me
Radar, oh Radar, can I be your floozy?
Just for a day, I asketh no more
Than to sit and glean from thee
Thy experience, taste, respect and football predictions
While collecting thine spunk
In my lusting begging lips
That can only dream of such a man as thee.


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