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Every see that I Love Lucy episode where Lucy doesn't have any foreign money in France or wherever they were and she's at a restaurant and they arrest her? Ricky comes to bail her out and so the line goes: Police ---> guy who speaks French and German ---> guy who speaks German and Dutch ----> guy who speaks Dutch and Spanish ---> Ricky, who translates for Lucy. That was pretty funny. Guess you have to see it. |
chinese food
I had Chinese food in a German restaurant the other day.
....and two hours later, I was hungry for power. |
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I was in Edinburgh Scotland on business. I was meeting Russian software engineers and the first night we went to a French restaurant. When the Russians ordered beer, they got Budweiser. And I grew up in St. Louis. |
But was it AB's Budweiser or Budvar's Budweiser (made in the Czech republic)?
(Whereabouts in St. Louis, dar? Or perhaps the more appropriate question to ask...where did you go to high school? :) ) |
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I went to Bayless High - a really small district tucked in between Afton, Mehlville, and Lindbergh. |
[beer snob]Budweiser Budvar is the REAL Budweiser. The weak, watery concoction that MAY be based on a recipe stolen from the fine czech brewmasters is unworthy of being considered "beer" in any practical sense.[/beer snob]
Mass production American Beer is like making love in a canoe. |
IT'S FUCKING CLOSE TO WATER
-LIVE FROM THE HOLLYWOOD BOWL MONTY PYTHON |
Those poor little dolphins! My life is dolphins I love them so much. How can they do such a thing!:(
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Do what? Kill the dolphins? With something sharp by the looks of the water. Eat the dolphins, just going with the stereotype, but with rice I'd imagine. Oh, and Soy Sauce.
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Yeah, I had a drink of my Dad's beer once and nearly vomited. Don't do beer. No opinion on it other than that.
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Ok. I've held off as long as I could, but I can't help myself. This is a portion of "Carrot Juice is Murder" by Arrogant Worms
Listen up brothers and sisters come hear my desperate tale I speak of our friends of nature trapped in the dirt like a jail Vegetables live in oppression, served on our tables each night This killing of veggies is madness, I say we take up the fight Salads are only for murderers, coleslaw's a fascist regime Don't think that they don't have feelings, just cause a radish can't scream Chorus: I've heard the screams of the vegetables (scream, scream, scream) Watching their skins being peeled (having their insides revealed) Grated and steamed with no mercy (burning off calories) How do you think that feels (bet it hurts really bad) Carrot juice constitutes murder (and that's a real crime) Greenhouses prisons for slaves (let my vegetables go) It's time to stop all this gardening (it's dirty as hell) Let's call a spade a spade (is a spade is a spade is a spade) You can read the rest of the lyrics here: Carrot Juice is Murder |
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(As far as myself, DuBourg, '94) |
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