Think about it though...

Doesn't inner peace sound awfully dull?

Yes I was the guy in Kung Fu practice who during the one minute medication would open one eye to see if anybody else was geting bored.

I don't think that was Kung Fu, pally. ;) That, or your instructor had some interesting theories on preparing to fight.

"Now, place the needle between your first two toes..."

Pre practice we always meditated...then they'd 'stretch' and work out..

Then they'd try to kill us...although they said 'train'. But I knew better.

Also, NEVER ask 'what' a specific move is for, because I now know that deep inside they're just waiting for you to ask, waiting for that chance to show you just what that move is for so that you never forget...

That all sounds fine, I was just wondering what sort of one-minute medication you'd get. Did the instructor pass out dime bags, or what?

Ah, the volumes of humor in a typo. It just won't quit being funny, no matter how hard I try. Cough.

Aside from the fact that you meant this to be a hurtful comment, I found that site fucking hilarious. I knew some :censored: would eventually give me shit about this, but I didn't expect it to be from a female. I truely wasn't aware that pooter to the less-civilized meant CUNT. Aside from my use of the word to mean COMPUTER, I've also associated it with ASSHOLE and FART, but never CUNT. Like they say you learn something new everyday, thanks for the tip Pooter.

Erm. As a certified asshole I think I can say with a degree of certainty that 99 44/100% pure's comment was in no way designed to be hurtful.

Personally I thought it was hilarious...

For the lazy, the eighth definitition for 'pooter reads:
Heheh. Funny. I wouldn't say it's hurtful to suggest this applies to you... probably just playful, or jabbing. Unless of course your emotional skin has the strength of a wet kleenex. Lighten up a little.

From a bystanders position, such as yours, I would agree with you HP, but given 99's past commentary to and about me I'm quite sure it was meant as a hurtful remark. Now, not to over analyze this, but if 99 had chosen to refer the reader to def. 8 and based her commentary solely on that, I would definitely not have take such offense, but she remarks about me discussing my CUNT (which is a highly offensive word to a woman, IMO) yet if you read def. 8 it has nothing to do with CUNTS.

Granted, this may have not been what 99 meant by her remarks, but this is how I took them. And if she in no way meant to offend me, then she will in no way be offended by me reply. Either way, it's all good. As far as my emotional skin, I think I'm up to a wet Brawny paper towel strength, well past those "other" brands.;)

Mary had a little lamb
And it was always gruntin'
She tied it to a five bar gate
And kicked its little pooter in

What's wrong with being called a cunt? I love cunts!

Hey UT,

Happy Belated Birthday. I love the new smilies.

So.......is that what you meant by "From piss to poetry"?;)

LB

If you were a girl, Donald, you might not feel this way. How would you feel if some dork-ass called little Sarah a CUNT? Would you *love* it then? Maybe, you would, but in my experience, and from discussing the word with other women, CUNT is just not a nice word to be called.

I realize it is just a word like BITCH, DICK, ASSHOLE, etc., but for some reason it holds some especially negative connotation for most women.:(

My plan is to reach a point with her where she'd either laugh at the person, or just have no reaction at all.

Juju
 

That sounds reasonable, but I think it would be better if no one called her, or any other female, that in the first place. I know you can't really control what other butt-heads do or say, but I don't see anything wrong with expressing my displeasure with their use of the word.

That's exactly the point, though. I can't control what happens outside the house. People <i>will</i> call her names. So it's much more effective to just not give the words such a holy power.

Otherwise, you're just setting yourself up to be manipulated. And I <i> hate</i> being manipulated.