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infinite monkey 04-08-2013 07:29 AM

monster, ortho, and Sundae each get 24 points.

monster hope you don't mind I have a spreadsheet going. It's just something I can work on without breaking everything. :o

53 points: foot, spexx, and glatt
42 points: Nirvana
24 point: monster, Sundae, and Ortho

footfootfoot 04-08-2013 09:03 AM

I fucking can't believe I didn't have Thatcher.


monster 04-08-2013 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by infinite monkey (Post 859778)
monster, ortho, and Sundae each get 24 points.

monster hope you don't mind I have a spreadsheet going. It's just something I can work on without breaking everything. :o

53 points: foot, spexx, and glatt
42 points: Nirvana
24 point: monster, Sundae, and Ortho

I think we might need to hold a meeting five minutes ago about the pleb wedding spreadsheet I expected you to have done precisely 23.5 minutes before you were born.

Ocean's Edge 04-08-2013 01:31 PM

did anyone have Annette Funicello ?

infinite monkey 04-08-2013 01:47 PM

no

Pete Zicato 04-08-2013 02:10 PM

From Love Actually:

[to a portrait of Margaret Thatcher]
Prime Minister: *You* have this kind of problem? Yeah... of course you did, you saucy minx!

footfootfoot 04-08-2013 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ocean's Edge (Post 859830)
did anyone have Annette Funicello ?

We were just good friends...

monster 04-08-2013 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ocean's Edge (Post 859830)
did anyone have Annette Funicello ?

no, but my son's trumpet has an interestingly shaped dent.

Gravdigr 04-10-2013 09:37 AM

♪ ♫If I'd had Annette,
I'da had her in the morning,
I'da had her in the evening,
All over this land
♪ ♫

Gravdigr 04-10-2013 09:38 AM

Annette Funicello was seriously hot back in the day. I mean, like, smoking.

Lamplighter 04-10-2013 09:55 AM

Grav, I think the word you are looking for is "nubile"

It's not just coincidental that the Thesarus example of the use of the word is:

Quote:

nubile
adjective
tempted by Frankie's nubile girlfriend
sexually mature; sexually attractive, desirable,
sexy, luscious; marriageable; informal beddable.
:rolleyes:

Ocean's Edge 04-10-2013 11:37 AM

informal beddable? is there a FORMAL form?

infinite monkey 04-10-2013 12:13 PM

Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee
Lousy with virginity
Won't go to bed 'til I'm legally wed
I can't; I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it! Hey I'm Doris Day
I was not brought up that way
Won't come across,
Even Rock Hudson lost
His heart to Doris Day

I don't drink (no)
Or swear (no)
I don't rat my hair (eew)
I get ill from one cigarette
(cough, cough, cough)
Keep your filthy paws
Off my silky draws
Would you pull that crap with Annette?

As for you Troy Donahue,
I know what you wanna do
You got your crust
I'm no object of lust
I'm just plain Sandra Dee

Elvis, Elvis, let me be!
Keep that pelvis far from me!
Just keep your cool
Now your starting to drool
Hey Fongool, I'm Sandra Dee!

Sundae 04-10-2013 01:21 PM

Never knew what that line meant.
Thank you.

monster 04-12-2013 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 860107)
Annette Funicello was seriously hot back in the day. I mean, like, smoking.

She's probably smoking now too. or did they bury her?


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