I think I finally nailed down the proper dosage...

I plan to just keep setting my clock back and the wave will just go right around me.

pre-raptured. I like it. No, your honour, I didn't murder him, he was preraptured and I was just assisting. he said i could have his jewellery.

So, if it's like a big mexican wave all around the world, could you be in at the beginning and then fly backwards a bit and get re-raptured? Maybe you could even repent en route.....?

I've got 18 hours to find Matt Damon and a can of crisco!

will you get younger?

Question for the organizers: What about my Netflix disks? I have two at home that I haven't watched. Maybe I should switch to the streaming only option. Will that still be available?

The way I see it, we get 5 months until The End of Days© so I'd say watch them at your leisure.

Something I'm going to do post-rapture is to pronounce leisure "leasure." I'm converting to British after the rapture.

we don't pronounce it leasure. :mad: think French "Les jours"

Lay jurors?

You know, lezzzzzhure. Rhymes with pleasure.

Well, Robert Scorpio on General Hospital said it that way.

yeah, rhymes with pleasure. but leasure doesn't :lol:

I don't know how to do phonetics. I dropped that class in college. It was my last requirement for a minor in English but it was not only sooooooooooo boring it was on Thursday morning and as Wednesday was the big party night because mostly there weren't classes on Thursday morning (because of chapel) and I just couldn't make it.

So I wish I could explain how I say pleasure and leisure and how I'm going to speak differently after the rapture, but I can't.

I wonder how bad the roads will be? I might try to get to MI, say mid-June? I guess it won't even have to be a weekend, though there will probably still be students wanting their refund checks.

How do you pronounce rapture? With a long a, like ape?

Yes, and I pronounce ass with a long a.

Well if the predictions are accurate they may be a little torn up with earthquake fissures. However

1. They keep predicting fuck-off tornadoes that never happen. Bunch of bloody drama queens. What are the chances of them being any more accurate with this earthquake thing?
2. How would we tell the fucking difference? I have to count passengers everytime I hit a pothole, make sure I didn't lose any

Ummm... Who do you think will have best rapture coverage? Fox or CNN?