She may be cute, but she is a 4:30AM alarm clock with claws.

Ahhhh, yes. Thanks. Tell me more, I do NOT need a kitten right now. lol

She is also a walking poop dispenser.

OK...waking moments. Poop.

One more and I'll discard the idea of a kitten I don't really need right now. ;)

A cat would interupt when we're doing the beast with two backs.
How's that? :lol2:

HUH? Pass some of that over here, so I can understand your post.

Hey, bad smilie...bad bad smilie. ;)

Well, you wanted one more reason. :D

This is Gizmo sitting on Max (baby in my belly). She does this most days around this time.

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Ali that is super-cute, I love it.
Does she ever get booted in the head?

Oh yes, she gets bumped about a bit. Sometimes she sits her whole body on my belly and rests her head between my boobs. That way she cops a body blow instead of a head shot.

I actually think she likes the vibrations or something. As I said, she seems to want to sit on my belly quite a lot now.

Haven't you heard of in-womb learning? Max's first word is going to be "meow"!

Seriously, does gizmo purr in that position? The vibrations will reach Max for sure, I wonder what he'd make of them.

awwww! a protector!

and, oh, I'm getting excited for you!

Yeah...she purs and then after a while starts dribbling she gets so comfy. She's not an old cat either. Only a bit over 1. I don't know what Max thinks about it, but he seems to like it. He kicks a bit at first but then seems to go to sleep.

Thanks Cloud. We're all pretty excited ourselves. :) Just can't wait now.

Some of the squirrels around here keep New York City sewer rats for bitches, I even saw one punk a raccoon once.

BTW, where would I get a squirrel catapult? (Heavy duty/extra large o'course!!)