hmm let's see if this works......

1. verb
2. adverb
3. noun
4. noun
5. noun
6. plural noun
7. plural noun
8. verb
9. noun
10. adj
11. adj
12. plural noun
13. noun
14. plural noun
15. preposition
16. noun
17. verb
18. plural noun

6. plural noun tacos
7. plural noun fish
8. verb bugger
9. noun armadillo
10. adj smarmy
11. adj translucent

1. verb : spun
12: plural noun: rabbits

2.pre-ejaculatingly
3.Tazer
4.flames of hell
5.Theory
6.Douche Bags

13. testicle

Sorry about number 6.

14. Heathen trick o' treatin' pedophiles.
15. Against
16. Breast Implant

17. spelunking
18. dead hookers

heh.

ok, I'll put it together in a little while....

It was the start of Desiderata.....

Go placidly amid the noise and haste,
and remember what peace there may be in silence.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good terms with all persons.
Speak your truth quietly and clearly;
and listen to others, even dull and ignorant;
they too have their story.
Avoid loud and aggressive persons;
they are vexations to the spirit.
If you compare yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater
and lesser persons than yourself.

(Max Ehrmann)

Now it's..........

Spin pre-ejaculatingly amid the noise and tazer,
and remember what flames of hell there may be in theory.
As far as possible, without surrender,
be on good tacos with all fish.
Bugger your armadillo smarmily and translucently;
and listen to rabbits, even dull and ignorant;
they too have their testicle.
Avoid loud and aggressive heathen trick-o’-treatin’ pedophiles;
they are vexations against the breast implant.
If you spelunk yourself with others,
you may become vain and bitter;
for always there will be greater
and lesser dead hookers than yourself.

Well done, I like.
Moar plz (from any quarter) I didn't get the chance to participate in that one.
"Never trust a rabbit. They may look like a child’s toy but they steal your crops." (Hungarian proverb)

LOL!

"for always there will be greater
and lesser dead hookers than yourself"

lol!

I think that one wins first prize! Great job, monster

Why, thank you :o