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Cicero 10-09-2007 01:20 PM

5 and 2.....Zen.Someone told me that I look like I'm only about 5 though...(yesterday morning)....They had just noticed that I'm "really damb short". Must be the dumpy thick clothes......

My mom deep fried my head in papers and wrapped it with pork,cabbage, and carrots. Cicero Lumpia. (loompia) I bet you have that in Japan even.

ZenGum 10-09-2007 01:23 PM

BMI Update:

Cicero......... 5'2, 105 lbs ... BMI 19.2

Shall we say: petite?

DanaC 10-09-2007 01:34 PM

How do you work out BMI?

I'm 5Ft 7 3/4 inches and weigh 133 lbs...what would my BMI be?

Cicero 10-09-2007 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 393476)
BMI Update:

Cicero......... 5'2, 105 lbs ... BMI 19.2

Shall we say: petite?

Still working your "small data sets"? Ha Haa!
I am......:D

And:http://www.nhlbisupport.com/bmi/

Dana doesn't like my links anymore......

DanaC 10-09-2007 03:35 PM

My BMI is apparently 20.4 which puts me in the low end of healthy. I'm not sure what that really means though....

lumberjim 10-09-2007 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 392585)
those bmi's are full of shit.

i'd have to be 234 to be at 30% bmi....obese. if i was 230, your wife would leave you for me.

im morbidly obese at 277? kiss my ass. am not.

my head weighs 40 lbs alone!

I would have to be 8'2" to be 20 bmi according to that last link. it says i'm 35.6% i should be dead.

monster 10-09-2007 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 393473)
My mom deep fried my head in papers and wrapped it with pork,cabbage, and carrots. Cicero Lumpia. (loompia) I bet you have that in Japan even.

Did she leave it in a smoker?

ZenGum 10-09-2007 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 393567)
I would have to be 8'2" to be 20 bmi according to that last link. it says i'm 35.6% i should be dead.

BMI isn't a percentage. It is your weight in kilograms divided by the square of your height.
There are adjustments for non-metric units, wikipedia explains it well.

I'm just using it to compare the thinness of various people of different heights. I don't advocate BMI scores as a goal or as a very reliable predictor of health. It all depends on whether your weight is muscle or flab. Reading your posts, it sounds like you're mostly muscle.

ZenGum 10-09-2007 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cicero (Post 393473)
SNIP

My mom deep fried my head in papers and wrapped it with pork,cabbage, and carrots. Cicero Lumpia. (loompia) I bet you have that in Japan even.

in PAPERS?

Please tell me that is a typo. Peppers? Capers? The New York Times? Tally-hos? What?

lumberjim 10-10-2007 12:30 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 393601)
Reading your posts, it sounds like you're mostly muscle.

reading my posts, you'd think i had a cock made out of pure gold, and farted diamond dust.

but, srsly..... i'm not mostly muscle.....well....depends on what percentage you need for a majority, i guess.... but, damn. i'm not morbidly obese, either.

ZenGum 10-10-2007 08:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 393614)
reading my posts, you'd think i had a cock made out of pure gold, and farted diamond dust.

Well that would explain why the head weighs 40 pounds, then.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 393614)
but, srsly..... i'm not mostly muscle.....well....depends on what percentage you need for a majority, i guess.... but, damn. i'm not morbidly obese, either.

I think majority is anything over 50% ... but I don't think that's really the issue here. If you're happy, and your doctor isn't constantly freaking out, then why worry?

ZenGum 10-10-2007 09:10 AM

Further thoughts on how to weigh your head:

Hanging by the heels over a vat of liquefied heads would be inaccurate. The inverted position would cause an excessive amount of blood to flow to your head and increase its weight. Therefore, it would be better to float in a vat of liquefied bodies, with some kind of head-harness (a strap under the chin should do it, but a meat-hook up each nostril sounds much more interesting :lol: ) lifting your head out of the goop. Connect said harness to a spring scale and, voila! The (calibrated for apparatus weight) reading on the scale = the weight of your head. You don't even need to worry about keeping your mouth open. The only issue left is where to draw the line between head and neck.

And monster, for the kids' science project, you could replace the liquefied bodies with a water based liquid with the correct density. That becomes step one, calculate your density. First, weigh yourself, and then use a regular shaped bath to calculate your displacement. Do the maths. Then create a solution with the appropriate density. Start with water, and add other chemicals (I have no idea what - ask a chemistry major) to decrease the density as appropriate.

Still, the idea of being suspended by the heels over a vat of liquefied heads ... that is ART... and a smiley we need, but probably won't find.

kerosene 10-10-2007 09:16 AM

Mine appears to be 19.9 (???)

My husbands shows as 25, but he is nowhere near overweight...muscular. Hmm.

Does this mean I need to work out more?

Sundae 10-10-2007 11:34 AM

35.1 and there is no denying I'm obese

There is a higher category of morbidly obese, but Cicero's link doesn't give that - I may just be slipping under the radar there.

ZenGum 10-10-2007 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by case (Post 393640)
Mine appears to be 19.9 (???)

My husbands shows as 25, but he is nowhere near overweight...muscular. Hmm.

Does this mean I need to work out more?

nahh, for what BMI is worth you're both in the healthy range.

But, once again, these numbers are a generalization, and must be taken in context of everything else : % of fat/muscle, blood pressure, resting heart rate, etc etc.

If you do exercise, I guess you'd be aiming at building up, not reducing. Meh, you're doing fine. Watch some TV.


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