i'm here because i got sick to death of the emo's on myspace and their incessant whining to put it shortly

how about a flock of cocks?

what?

I'm glad you decided to join us and sample our own unique brand of incessant whining.

I came for the food. I stayed for the sex.

That's weird....I came for the sex and stayed for the food....

I came because someone who got banned told me about this place.

Lucky me, I didn't get banned yet.

that's a short list.......it wasnt marichik0 was it?

Nope. :)

Are you going to go through all the names? lol If so, it might get boring.

If Eastern European spammers are not counted, the list is pretty short, methinks.

well it wasn't an eastern european spammer. It was a Canadian left wing jew.

How's that for a clue?

hey i'm completely down with whining but when your page is constantly bashed to death with kids yelping about cold toast or missing their precious my chemical romance emo anthem on the radio when they already own the cd....
well, it's enough to make you want to top yourself.. but failing that you would look like the attention seeking rest of them.

so lets all hold metaphorical hands and whine about topical issues in peace

Why did you come to the Cellar? Because my husband was trapped on a fishing boat at sea in a storm and I was home alone freaking out and needed some support.

What brought you upon this website? I must've googled it.

Who directed you to this link? see above

How did you come about this virtual space? Um, isn't that the same question for the third time?

Hmm... First post for me...

I'm currently bored at work, was googling something, and came across this place. The board I normally post on to keep my sanity during the workday is exceedingly slow today, so here I am...

Welcome Dingleschmutz, hope you fid something to stick around for