in a sock

We got a plan, so down with the Man!

love it. minimalist and yet mocking the masses with an almost ironic application of rhyme

Yo,
you're in teh cellarz, here's how it goes
Now you're a dwellar, reading bad prose
here in teh cellar, dwell sleaze and hos
there's lj who sucks, and flint who blows
there's jinx with her fantabulous boobs
(btw where's that vid on youtubez?)
there's nerds and wankers, old farts and n00bs
And Bri and Sundae -oh, back to boobs!
there's bruce and wolf -who make us behave
oh and there's elspode -wholly depraved
Ib is confused and Dana is brave
some are fucked-up and some are called Dave
You may feel you fit, you may feel strange
Whatever you need, we have full range
From deep thought to erratic deranged
-Now I must warn you, we eat your brains

:::grabs a mic:::
 

so toss out any hot topic, we'll rock it
stop drop and roll if your scope is myopic
we'll blow your mind through your eye socket
and throw your behind to the troll to dropkick
so don't be schocked, we're locked and loaded
you got cold-cocked by a bastard who's bloated
and fat like a pig, oh, my bad, he's just big
my finger slipped when I wrote that shit

Yo, yo, yo, the man flint said it
said what? not sure, just some real shit
you know, like deep stuff and... Brad Pitt
yeah, that Angelina, she has nice tits

You better lose yourself in the cellar, the dwellars
You own it, you better never let it go
You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow
LJ, This guy comes once in a lifetime yo

I'm just.... big.. boned!, I got skillz, and hey...
you wish you was me!.... justcuzza>>> who i lay
my jinx got back!... and bumpy frontage too
just ask richlevy!, you know you can trust that jew.

oh bumpy frontge, uh bumpy frontage
you know ya gotta plan for dat saggage
or may be not if ya hot and and ya got
a decent package wit no no baggage
I don' wanna go here, I need more beer
Dis is not clear,gemme outta here
I want man boobs or maybe chest hair
I don't wanna go to no les lair
The bumpy frontage, i wish was mine, bitch
yes i am a bust-coveting hag witch
Do boobs go throught that seven year itch?
now I need an organic club sandwich

That's right girl Cellar's the place for your sexin
Arr Eff Enn for your bad self flexin
We got butt shots tit shots cocks and backs and
There might even be a muthafuckin Texan
You can dream about hittin it male or female
Don't try young Ibby you'll get sent to the fed jail
Theres all kina shit up here on the menu
Hit up the tip mug if you want it continued

Wow, that's surprising, Shawnee deleted another post... ( I read it though, and took a screen shot because I knew she would)
You're a very small person Shawnee - and a coward. I pity you.


Such talent in the rest of this thread though. Srsly. :notworthy

Yeah, I felt it was too mean, even for me...but go ahead and post it, you're so smart for screen shotting it.

Give your pet rat a biscuit and have her lay down on the foot of your bed.

God I so wanted you to like me.

In your edit you said it was too good - now that I might post it - it was too mean. Coward.

Oh dear, did I cause more trouble? I really should not come here when imbibing, sorry anyone I offended, you're all wonderful

what do you do
when the one you want to see
is gone and she isn't there

how can you deal
with your family, no less
because the chair she sat in is bare

where can you find the strength
to accept
that there's nothing you can do anymore

why does it always become so easy
to cry about it
until your face is sore

you were just a kid
she was your big sister
6 years have past
and you still truly miss her
there is no feeling as bad
that truly makes you sad
like knowing the girl you looked up to and loved
is now finding her way up above
without you

she's not here anymore
how i did adore
my big sister

i love you Ann