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glatt 03-13-2007 03:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 322753)
hmmm, who was that again?

Take it easy. I don't think he was expecting an inquisition.

HungLikeJesus 03-13-2007 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 322695)
I don't understand why people have to say nasty things about religion. What harm has religion ever done? (Can we keep politics out of it, and not mention Iraq, or Isreal, or the whole Middle East for that matter?)

Oh, and I forgot to mention Bosnia. And Sudan. And Spain. And the British Isles... and North, Central and South America. And the Near East and Far East.

Ok, you've convinced me - I deny the Holy Spirit.

Flint 03-13-2007 03:27 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 322769)
... I deny the Holy Spirit.

Smites Thee

piercehawkeye45 03-13-2007 03:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 322772)
Smites Thee

Dammit, you beat me to it.

I call the next one.

glatt 03-13-2007 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 322763)
Take it easy. I don't think he was expecting an inquisition.

Oh, come ON people. Was it too easy? I set that up beautifully. Spike the ball!

It even answers his question.

lumberjim 03-13-2007 04:36 PM

yup, too easy.....i thought the joke had been made as it was.

rkzenrage 03-13-2007 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 322695)
I don't understand why people have to say nasty things about religion. What harm has religion ever done? (Can we keep politics out of it, and not mention Iraq, or Isreal, or the whole Middle East for that matter?)

This is a joke right? I'm a little dense.:redface:

HungLikeJesus 03-13-2007 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by rkzenrage (Post 322860)
This is a joke right? I'm a little dense.:redface:

Yes. I'm sorry - I meant to say: religion equals +-(:-) and :behead: and :apistola: and :skull: and :reaper: and :dead: and :scream: and :fsm: , except that my finger slipped.

rkzenrage 03-13-2007 08:22 PM

Nice.

piercehawkeye45 03-13-2007 09:35 PM

Damn, the time I decide not to ask if it is a joke or not it is a joke....just my luck.

Flint 03-14-2007 08:18 AM

Rep. Pete Stark (D-Calif.) is first Congress member in history to acknowledge his nontheism

Shawnee123 03-14-2007 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 322763)
Take it easy. I don't think he was expecting an inquisition.

The Inquisition (Let's begin)
The Inquisition (Look out sin)
We have a mission to convert the Jews (Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew, Jew)
We're gonna teach them wrong from right.
We're gonna help them see the light
and make an offer that they can't refuse. (That those Jews just can't refuse)
Confess, don't be boring.
Say yes, don't be dull.
A fact you're ignoring:
It's better to lose your skull cap than your skull (or your govalt!)
The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquistion (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!

"I was sitting in a temple. I was minding my own business.
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
Then these Papus persons plungered and they throw me in a dungeon and they shove a red hot poker up my ass.
Is that considerate? Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preperation H in sight!"

"I'm sittin' flickin' chickens and I'm lookin' throught the pickins' and suddenly thes goyim pull down valls.
I didn't even know them and they grabbed my by the stoghum and started playing ping pong with my balls!
Ooh, the agony! Ooh, the shame!
To make my privates public for a game?"

The Inquisition (what a show)
The Inquisition (here we go)
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away.
But the Inquisition's here and it's here to-
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way."
"I just got back from the Auto-de-fe."
"Auto-de-fe? What's an Auto-de-fe?"
"It's what you oughtn't to do but you do anyway."
Will you convert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you confess? "No, no, no, no."
Will you revert? "No, no, no, no."
Will you say yes? "No, no, no, no!"
Now I asked in a nice way, I said, "Pretty please."
I bent their ears, now I'll work on their knees!
"Hey Toquemada, walk this way. We got a little game that you might wanna play, so pull that handle, try you're luck."
"Who knows, Toq, you might win a buck!"

"How we doin', any converts today?"
"Not a one, nay, nay, nay."
"We flattened their fingers, we branded their buns!
Nothing is working! Send in the nuns!"

The Inquisition, what a show.
The Inquisition, here we go.
We know you're wishin' that we'd go away!
So all you Muslims and you Jews
We got big news for all of yous:
You'd better change your point of views TODAY!
'Cause the Inquisition's here and it's here to stay!

Mircea.Gabriel 03-14-2007 01:18 PM

GOD LOVES YOU ! REPENT!
 
initiative_omega@yahoo.com"The time has come," Jesus said. "The kingdom of God is near. Repent and believe the good news!"
"Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is near."
16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 18Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because he has not believed in the name of God's one and only Son. 19This is the verdict: Light has come into the world, but men loved darkness instead of light because their deeds were evil. 20Everyone who does evil hates the light, and will not come into the light for fear that his deeds will be exposed. 21But whoever lives by the truth comes into the light, so that it may be seen plainly that what he has done has been done through God.

glatt 03-14-2007 01:23 PM

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"Repent, for the kingdom of heaven is near."


wolf 03-14-2007 03:52 PM

We've been having a run on religious nutters at work, too.


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