Coffee, cold and black like my...


driveway in November.

Why the diet coke? hooked on the flavor of aspartame?

Mix it with coconut rum and pineapple rum.

Scotch Comfort (a variation of SoCo)
Maker's Mark
Sambuca
7&7 (Segrams 7 & 7UP)
Rum & Coke

What I'd like to know is where in the hell do they (whoever "they" are) come up with the names for drinks.

I'm sitting in my local saloon and I heard the following drink ordered -
"A Cunt Pump"
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Tomato Juice
Double shot of Vodka
Spoonful of French Mustard
Dash of Lime
Not Mixed
Served with an unused tampon as umbrella

I got me a nice glass of Botrytis Semillon, cool, sharp and sweet. I've had a deeply grumpy day and shall sit here and drink the bottle. Dry.

Y'all really should try this. The steam carries a delightful vapor... Especially soothing if you have any sinus issues.

How do they work with boyfriend issues? Pass me one, another, another...

Cuervo and lemonade-flavored Vitamin Water. "Good, and good FOR you!" :rollanim:

cold coffee from lunch.

Store Brand Yuppie Water.

Someone pissed in the Water Cooler at work.

Aren't those two concepts mutually exclusive?

1 Cape cod, 1 shot of regular tequila, 1 shot of pomegranite tequila and 1 diet coke. :-)
I feel VERY good right now. :-)

Wild Turkey & ginger ale. Just tried this one the other night.

Do Not Want.

Water. Lots of it.

more than i should.