I'm getting married in two years this july.
:love: :biglaugha :jig: :speechls:

I'm very combative, but I've never been in a fight.
Kicked a guy in the shin, though. Once.

I stood in the bushes outside the Pro Football Hall of fame to get patted on the head by Richard Nixon when I was 4.

Are you refering to a sincere predilection for boobs, or just general sincerity?

I am a pacifist who gets too many urges to hurt people for little reason.

...what?

I always need to read zippy's posts 3 or 4 times to figure out if I'm missing some fine point or not.

Whats to understand , I am on my feet a LOT in steel toed boots , the extra padding helps ( a trick I learned in the USMC when haveing to walk 20+ miles with FULL combat load )

Ah, 4..... perfect height to give hit a shot in the nuts. Missed opportunities. :(

I just passed my Basic 5 figure skating badge.

I'm ruder than I used to be.

First thing in the morning I can get out of bed, stand up and put my palms flat on the ground.

First thing in the morning I can get out of bed, stand up and put my palms flat on the ground.

Then you Bitch about how bad your back hurts all day long !!! ;)

No you don't.

My brother and I burned a litter of kittens alive last week-end.

It sucked more than anything I've ever done. We finally got a good chance to burn a "burnpile" that's been accumulating on my property after being under a burn ban for months. One of the wild "outside" cats had a litter living in the pile of debris...only one came out.....it was horrible...by the time they made their presence known by one running out and the others awful meowing-screaming, it was just too late....

I think you meant to say "You don't really mean that, do you?"

To which I would have replied, "It would be better for all of us if you stuck to your medication schedule."

However, since I know you're kidding me, I won't. :)

I ate 13 pancakes and a full breakfast when I was three. (oh, I was a very small child, most thought I was too small for my pre-school)