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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage. |
Did you hear about the house the two lesbians built?
There were no studs; it was all tongue-and-groove. |
How many lesbians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. All she has to do is the handy man.
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"What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?"
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Nothin', y'already done told'er twice. :)
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How many fleas does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but the problem is getting them in there to begin with. |
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Hmph. I'll bet you're the one who gave away the secrets, too. You're not going to tell the heterosexual women, are you? |
I hear they can parallel park too ...
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Yeah, sure wolf. You'll believe anything you see on TV.
"Now with quadrasteering, to help you get in tight spaces." Of course they don't show the woman getting out of the car and letting the professional driver in to back in between those motorcycles. Do you know why Helen Keller was such a bad driver? Oops, sorry.. already done :) |
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My apologies if I spoiled your fantasy. |
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