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bbro 04-15-2008 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 446057)
I bet you didn't even read the copyright notice at the bottom of the page either.

I don't see any copyright notice. I can delete it if you want.

glatt 04-15-2008 02:54 PM

Hint: It's dated April 1st.

bbro 04-15-2008 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 446064)
Hint: It's dated April 1st.

didn't eve notice that.:blush:

TheMercenary 04-15-2008 05:23 PM

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Originally Posted by bbro (Post 446034)
I just have to post this site. I'm sorry, but I just think this is seriously fucked up.

http://www.bmezine.com/news/people/A10101/addsub/

Totally fucked up.

Stress Puppy 04-15-2008 09:07 PM

Funny, I was just thinking about these guys.

xoxoxoBruce 04-15-2008 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by bbro (Post 446034)
I'm sorry, but I just think this is seriously fucked up.

You are the master of understatement. :eek:

Elspode 04-15-2008 10:46 PM

These guys are wimps. I'll be impressed when one of them cuts off his dick, stitches it to his brother's forehead, and puts his brother's little finger in its place.

RellikLaerec 04-16-2008 12:38 AM

Ok. I think we can all truly agree. After 4,689 replies, since 2-26-2004 bbro, your post takes the :lobwtf: academy award for most WTF!:whofart: I just sat here with my jaw on my chest the whole time. That cannot be real! :mg: I don't care if they want to call it art. There is just something not right and most definitely not natural :crazy:
Edit: Yea ok I just saw that too! "This interview posted April 1, 1999"

classicman 04-17-2008 10:09 AM

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Shawnee123 04-17-2008 10:38 AM

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Rockin' out on saturday night, baby!

Shawnee123 04-17-2008 10:40 AM

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Name these dwellars:

glatt 04-17-2008 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 446452)
Name these dwellars:

Aha! That's a trick question. It's just one guy who has been photoshopped into different locations.

Shawnee123 04-17-2008 10:51 AM

Is it?

Then that's an easy one.

Dingleschmutz 04-17-2008 01:34 PM

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Hahaha, can anyone find a bigger image of this? I couldn't find one...

"You can has cheezburger, I can has votes?"

Shawnee123 04-17-2008 02:20 PM

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I have a couple questions:

Which victims will I be abusing?

Why is the Pope involved?

Actual screenshot of cnn.com today.

impress 04-17-2008 02:52 PM

http://www.demeterfragrance.com/imag...-Home-Left.jpghttp://www.demeterfragrance.com/imag...hworm-Left.jpg

Dingleschmutz 04-17-2008 03:02 PM

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I found a larger image... I entered him in the LOL contest...

Shawnee123 04-17-2008 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 446508)
I have a couple questions:

Which victims will I be abusing?

Why is the Pope involved?

Actual screenshot of cnn.com today.


Dingleschmutz 04-17-2008 03:09 PM

Oh, that wasn't rhetorical, Shawnee?

I'm guessing you'll either be abusing pro-abortionists or the gheys. Maybe both. I'm hoping for PETA though. And the Pope is involved because he hasn't had sex in 70 some years, you'd be cranky too.

SteveDallas 04-17-2008 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 446508)
I have a couple questions:

Which victims will I be abusing?

Why is the Pope involved?

Actual screenshot of cnn.com today.

Heh.. I bet somebody gets fired (or at least a nice stuff reprimand in their Permanent File) over that one. My hometown paper once ran the headline "Shriners Help Burn Victims"!!

Shawnee123 04-17-2008 03:13 PM

Our local paper during the first gulf war:

Bush After A Quick Peace

Oh, and the headline right beneath (CNN) isn't so great either. Sounds like there's a band called Sex Offenders who will be playing LIVE! At the Children's Center. Tickets on sale FRIDAY. Phone a buddy. Bring a friend.

John 04-17-2008 04:38 PM

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...monparty-1.jpg

If you don't know why this is hilarious, visit that link.
Don't do it from work, though. It's not work-safe, at all.

John 04-19-2008 12:15 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...13f1191226.jpg

glatt 04-20-2008 09:48 AM

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Darth Vader gargoyle at National Cathedral.

TheMercenary 04-20-2008 10:04 AM

glatt that is just crazy!

toranokaze 04-20-2008 10:41 AM

NSFW?
http://www.freakingnews.com/pictures...rse--22124.jpg

skysidhe 04-20-2008 03:06 PM

awesome

http://img443.imageshack.us/img443/4460/rain2kn.gif

xoxoxoBruce 04-20-2008 06:08 PM

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footfootfoot 04-20-2008 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 447093)

It would be much more awesome if, instead of animated rain drop trails, the woman's skirt got blown up by the wind. But then I've got that nagging Y chromosome problem...

TheMercenary 04-21-2008 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 447175)
It would be much more awesome if, instead of animated rain drop trails, the woman's skirt got blown up by the wind. But then I've got that nagging Y chromosome problem...

I believe there is one in the background, a womens rear as she is bent over and her skirt is already up. :D

SteveDallas 04-21-2008 09:33 AM

Where'd it go?

daniwong 04-21-2008 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by John (Post 446547)
http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...monparty-1.jpg

If you don't know why this is hilarious, visit that link.
Don't do it from work, though. It's not work-safe, at all.

OMG MY EYES!

Why oh why did I go to that site? :greenface

xoxoxoBruce 04-21-2008 10:04 PM

You've been dickrolled. ;)

Undertoad 04-22-2008 12:44 PM

http://cellar.org/2008/hamster-knife.jpg

skysidhe 04-22-2008 06:52 PM

NSFW ( ? )
 
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Originally Posted by footfootfoot (Post 447175)
It would be much more awesome if, instead of animated rain drop trails, the woman's skirt got blown up by the wind. But then I've got that nagging Y chromosome problem...

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 447226)
I believe there is one in the background, a womens rear as she is bent over and her skirt is already up. :D

Ask and you shall receive. ( actually this photo came up randomly on my random web page thinger which is oddly coincidental.)

http://www.classic-charm.net/legs2sh...-stockings.jpg

SteveDallas 04-22-2008 07:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 447434)

If it were a rabbit, it could almost be a Bun-Bun mockup.

footfootfoot 04-22-2008 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 447485)
Ask and you shall receive. ( actually this photo came up randomly on my random web page thinger which is oddly coincidental.)

http://www.classic-charm.net/legs2sh...-stockings.jpg

aaahhh. mmmmm. aahhh

TheMercenary 04-24-2008 01:23 PM

Foot, lovely.

monster 04-24-2008 09:36 PM

http://news.bbc.co.uk/nol/shared/spl...4198/img/1.jpg

The latest in British funerals http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/7358089.stm

Cloud 04-25-2008 12:02 AM

I think that one is a joke, but be assured there are people who have amputated themselves for . . . well, I'm really not sure why, but I'll just say for personal reasons.

I saw a slideshow presented by Shannon Larratt (the creator of BME) about heavy modifications. You'd be stupified by the things real guys do to their dicks.

skysidhe 04-27-2008 04:43 PM

http://ragandbone.com/bloggerimages/..._24_hmc/08.jpg

Sundae 04-27-2008 06:37 PM

Monster - this choked me up a bit (re disabled boy's custom coffin)
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The casket had his photo at the end facing the congregation, and a copy of a plaque from his door reading: "Brave knight sleeping, wake with extreme caution".
Sky, where is that from? I want one!

Happy Monkey 04-27-2008 08:17 PM

It's Howl's Moving Castle. Make it yourself, if you're good with scissors and glue (may not be the same version)!

xoxoxoBruce 04-27-2008 11:55 PM

Looks more like GWB's moving castle.

skysidhe 04-28-2008 12:15 AM

@ monster. I think HM and XB are on the right track.
GWB and Howls? Arn't they the same? google kinda thinks so
I got it from this site.
http://www.ragandbone.com/

If you click on the 'rag and bone blog link' on the upper right hand corner you'll see archive links below. It MIGHT be in there. I looked through a couple archives but it's just too much. sorry girl


* I'm wondering if I'm too old for a read like 'Howls Moving Castle' whatever. I'm a kid at heart. :)

Happy Monkey 04-28-2008 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 449013)
If you click on the 'rag and bone blog link' on the upper right hand corner you'll see archive links below. It MIGHT be in there. I looked through a couple archives but it's just too much. sorry girl

Here.
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* I'm wondering if I'm too old for a read like 'Howls Moving Castle' whatever. I'm a kid at heart. :)
Try the movie. Studio Ghibli movies are worth watching at any age.

skysidhe 04-28-2008 11:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 449054)
Here.Try the movie. Studio Ghibli movies are worth watching at any age.

Thanks! good find :)

..and I'll check it Ghibli out.

xoxoxoBruce 04-28-2008 11:13 AM

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Ironic

John 04-29-2008 12:41 PM

http://i236.photobucket.com/albums/f...rwars_dogs.jpg

BigV 04-29-2008 03:45 PM

**FOR ME** the mental picture here is quite sufficient.
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The Big Question

The team's first priority is to definitively determine the animal's sex.

The penis of a colossal squid is typically as long as six and a half feet (two meters). The apparent absence of such an unmissable member on this squid means that it is probably female, experts say.

Sundae 04-29-2008 04:24 PM

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Originally Posted by skysidhe (Post 449013)
I'm wondering if I'm too old for a read like 'Howls Moving Castle' whatever. I'm a kid at heart. :)

That's why I thought I knew it but wasn't sure - it was on the cover of the book when I bought it for my niece. My copy was much older and had a very different cover.

No Diana Wynne Jones book is too young for an adult. I was lucky enough to read her as a child, and kept picking up her books second hand wherever I found them. I encouraged some other like-minded adults to read them too. Thanks to J K Rowling, Wynne Jones' books underwent a rennaisance ("Quick! Find us a quality children's book that will sell!) and I have been able to pick up those I missed and those written after my time too.

For the record, Charmed Life is my favourite, The Homeward Bounders second.

Elspode 04-29-2008 10:22 PM

Pretty much all of the animated films by Studio Ghibli, especially directed by Miyazaki, are pretty awesome.

Flint 04-29-2008 11:47 PM

this is worth repeating again
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey (Post 449054)
Here.Try the movie. Studio Ghibli movies are worth watching at any age.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode (Post 449697)
Pretty much all of the animated films by Studio Ghibli, especially directed by Miyazaki, are pretty awesome.


BigV 04-30-2008 05:07 PM

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Less talk, more stunned-silence-evoking pictures. My contribution, taken yesterday in my neighborhood.

glatt 04-30-2008 05:08 PM

Ah. See, the wall grew around it.

Buffalo Bill 04-30-2008 05:44 PM

I hope that the kid was'nt hurt to bad (quite an accident!)

SteveDallas 04-30-2008 07:33 PM

Or did some smartass put it in while he was building the wall?

xoxoxoBruce 04-30-2008 10:25 PM

There goes the stunned silence.

Flint 04-30-2008 10:33 PM

did someone say stunned silence?
 

wolfd 05-01-2008 12:30 AM

http://www.blackratchet.org/etc/Gay-Country.jpg


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