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bigw00dy 05-13-2008 05:24 PM

Truely...........What THE FUCK!!!!!!
I was dickrolled with this picture!

http://www.gmueller.net/cpumper1/ima.../DSCN1500a.jpg

Dingleschmutz 05-13-2008 08:52 PM

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Hai, why don't we have a fansigns thread? Here's one (I go by Tracer Bullet on a couple other forums). Are the other forums I post on too juvenile and fansigns aren't kosher here?

Cloud 05-13-2008 10:31 PM

I've said it before, and I'll say it again . . .

it's truly AMAZING (and, yes, revolting) what men will do to their dicks. Trust me, I've seen a lot worse than that.

Not in person, though, thank goodness.

TheMercenary 05-13-2008 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Cloud (Post 453428)
I've said it before, and I'll say it again . . .

it's truly AMAZING (and, yes, revolting) what men will do to their dicks. Trust me, I've seen a lot worse than that.

Not in person, though, thank goodness.

So you don't like a good PA?

Cloud 05-13-2008 10:51 PM

of course, but I can live without meatectomies, those vaccum suction things (I forget what that's called) and assorted other penile indignities.

Undertoad 05-13-2008 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bigw00dy (Post 453367)
Truely...........What THE FUCK!!!!!!
I was dickrolled with this picture!

George Lucas nooooooooooo!

lumberjim 05-13-2008 11:24 PM

is that you, merc? back row left?

xoxoxoBruce 05-14-2008 01:05 AM

Making beautiful music...
http://cellar.org/2008/music.gif

TheMercenary 05-14-2008 06:37 AM

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Originally Posted by lumberjim (Post 453471)
is that you, merc? back row left?

No. But it damm sure does look just like me, except I have more hair. Damm.

Sundae 05-14-2008 04:21 PM

Bloody hell, seated man, right is surely just having a laugh?
While the others have their bits stretched and pulled he's just chucked a bit of liver in his.

I hope.

Trilby 05-14-2008 05:13 PM

@ sundae :lol2:

DucksNuts 05-14-2008 10:06 PM

Whats going on with the *lean-it-on-your-shoulder* dude, his nuts are seriously purple?

Cloud 05-15-2008 08:30 PM

regarding those guys . . . this was making me mad, because I should know what it is. I think it's vacuum pumping (the other candidate was saline injection). Here's the straight poop from BME:

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Usually using an acrylic cylinder and a hand pump (or a myriad of other contraptions which all have the end effect), a body part — usually the penis (but the scrotum, labia, clitoris, male or female breasts, etc. may all be pumped as well) — is inserted. The air (or sometimes water) is drawn out using the pump, and the body part is drawn in. Because of the pressure differential the tissues expand and become swollen and engorged with blood and fluids. Done repeatedly, the results become at least semi-permanent.

Vacuum pumping is quite safe, but overzealous pumping can break small vessels and result in discoloration of the body part.* Water blisters are also possible. The rule is "long sessions are better than short high pressure ones."
*the answer to DucksNuts question

Cloud 05-15-2008 08:40 PM

and here, just to continue to gross you out, is the entry on saline injection (worth a look for the pic): http://wiki.bmezine.com/index.php/Saline_Injection

Quote:

inflation of the scrotum and other bits via saline solution

Saline solution (sterile 0.9% salt water) can be used to "inflate" body parts -- most commonly, this is the scrotum since, at least in part, it is the easiest to inflate. The penis shaft and breasts (in both men and women) can also be inflated. The saline solution can take a few days to reabsorb.

Caution must be taken to ensure that both the saline and the drip tubes and needles are sterile -- if not, a potentially life-threatening infection can easily be drawn inside the body.
as I said, it's AMAZING what guys will do to their dicks

zippyt 05-15-2008 09:20 PM

Tmi Cloud !!!!!!


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