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nowhereman 10-29-2015 02:42 PM

He's pining for the fjords ............

xoxoxoBruce 10-29-2015 07:04 PM

Probably a Hungry Hungry Hippo, who's been anally probed then dumped in the ocean by Martians, as a warning to Earth to stay the hell away from their water supply. They've seen what we've done to our own. ;)

Pamela 10-29-2015 09:46 PM

Dolphin.

Crimson Ghost 10-30-2015 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by nowhereman (Post 943788)
He's pining for the fjords ............

'E's not pinin'! 'E's passed on! This whale is no more! He has ceased to be! 'E's expired and gone to meet 'is maker! 'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If you hadn't trapped 'im under the ice 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig! 'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!! THIS IS AN EX-WHALE!!

That being said, I've a lovely whale stew recipe 'round here somewhere....

Crimson Ghost 10-30-2015 03:50 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 943806)
Probably a Hungry Hungry Hippo, who's been anally probed then dumped in the ocean by Martians, as a warning to Earth to stay the hell away from their water supply. They've seen what we've done to our own. ;)

Say that a little slower and huskier, kind of like Lauren Bacall, but wait until I get my Vaseline...

Griff 10-30-2015 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Pamela (Post 943812)
Dolphin.

*ding*

xoxoxoBruce 10-30-2015 12:33 PM

Shark! :haha:

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Sundae 11-03-2015 08:07 AM

Now that is fantastic.

xoxoxoBruce 11-04-2015 01:58 AM

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I don't get it, this was 1979, where are the Rockers? Are they gone by then?
It says new tribes but the Mods aren't new in '79, they go way back to the same era as the Rockers.
Were they ASBO-ed out of existence? :confused:

glatt 11-04-2015 06:30 AM

The 'What the fuck!' thread
 
The name of that Bill Murray character on SNL is "Honker." Carl Spackler is very similar to "Honker" but is more articulate.

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Happy Monkey 11-05-2015 03:52 PM

They should check their brake pads.

xoxoxoBruce 11-05-2015 03:55 PM

Got his money's worth out of both the pads and rotors. :rolleyes: I wonder if that was a lockup at speed? Not a panic stop but failure to release.


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