Why dat man change his top?
Puke?

A little help, please?
 

Which of these is the stuff ya find on/in a sausage pizza?

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I hate that shit...

I wouldn't want any of that anywhere near sausages.

Fennel is in Italian sausage.
Caraway is Rye bread and Aquavit.
Cumin is in a lot of curry mixes, a mainstay of Indian cooking.
Anise is used in licorice and anisette (duh) sambucca, and Jaegermeister.
Never heard of ajwain.

Ajwain: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ajwain

On a pizza, it's most likely fennel.

I thank you.

Turns out I have a huge patch of ajwain that I and my neighbors are trying to eradicate. It is highly invasive and cannot be killed.

Eat it, eat it
Get yourself an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boiled or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

That's insane, we just listened to that CD this morning.

My son's Weird Al phase was mercifully brief.

Unfortunately, my Mom can't say the same thing.

How young are you?

I never grew out of my Weird Al stage.

Whereas I just grew out.