You are all in the right kingdom, monster is closest but still w/o a cigar.

the spines are too regular for a cuke.

Uhh, where do you do your grocery shopping?

I never saw no celery at 54 billion magnification, how would I know? It's green.

Snot! It's SNOT!

prickly pear

the bottom part looks like a pumpkin vine and the top part the bastard offspring of a plucked puffer fish and an argyle sock. Is it edible?

Hmmm, it's made of rubber maybe? A "personal massager"?

:lol:

Right next to where I do my snot shopping!

Yeah.

mmmm lovely

Shawnee WINS! not.

It's interesting how unoriginal Mom Nature is. She's constantly cribbing from herself, stealing entire story lines, plots and dialogues and then just changing the location from San Francisco to Detroit.

Return of the Argyle Puffer Fish II: this time it's personal

But sadly, you are getting colder. and parts of it are edible, not the part you are looking at.

It's a dog toy.

Are you trying to tell me someone's used the argyle puffer fish line before in SF? When? Where? they must've cribbed my notes, i'll sue....

artichoke?