The Cellar - The Sex Thread

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The Cellar (http://cellar.org/index.php)

- Relationships (http://cellar.org/forumdisplay.php?f=34)

- - The Sex Thread (http://cellar.org/showthread.php?t=8463)

ZenGum

11-09-2008 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 500907)

I'm tired of hearing about sex! There's only one person who's been able to make me all hot lately, and I can't have him. Whenever I'm starting to get into someone else, I think about him and that ruins it. Seriously starting to annoy me.

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Originally Posted by HungLikeJesus (Post 501120)

John McCain?

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Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 501217)

Great HLJ, you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.

John McCain? Are you nuts? Everyone knows that Dick Cheney is the sexiest man alive!

xoxoxoBruce

11-09-2008 03:18 AM

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face. :blush:

TheMercenary

11-09-2008 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 502585)

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face. :blush:

I'd like some pictures please. :D

Treasenuak

11-09-2008 05:50 PM

Is anyone in the Cellar into "alternate" lifestyles? Anyone at all? I would really like someone to compare notes with...

Cicero

11-09-2008 05:51 PM

If you are talking about alternate universes, I think I am victim to it everyday. What is your question?

Treasenuak

11-09-2008 05:53 PM

Well, see, I'm polyamorous and into the BDSM lifestyle as a switch and bottom... but new to both. Was wondering if anyone here had been into either lifestyle and had experience, for questions/answers, sounding board, along those lines...

Clodfobble

11-09-2008 06:05 PM

Elspode is currently living in a poly marriage. He's got a few threads dedicated to it, but I don't know where they are at the moment.

ZenGum

11-09-2008 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 502585)

If you don't agree, he'll shoot you in the face.

Of course if you do agree, he'd probably butkake you in the face. :blush:

Plagiarist! (did you follow the link?)

"and late at night, we'll go back to my place,
where he can tap my phone and shoot me in the face,
he's always going off half-cocked, that's why,
I got to say ... Cheney ... ain't he ...
beautiful and brainy
second only to Saddam Husseiney
the sexiest man
Ohhhhh mmannnnnn aliiiiveeeeee....."

SteveDallas

11-09-2008 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by morethanpretty (Post 501217)

you have made it impossible for me to have sex or even masturbate ever again.

Just think how much time you'll have for studying.

Treasenuak

11-09-2008 06:28 PM

I thought so (re: Els) but didn't want to jump to any conclusions or assume anything.

HungLikeJesus

11-09-2008 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Treasenuak (Post 502708)

There's this one...

xoxoxoBruce

11-09-2008 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 502717)

Plagiarist! (did you follow the link?)

No, but it's hardly a stretch.

Treasenuak

11-10-2008 07:53 AM

Thank you, HLJ :) Good to have that earmarked.

limey

11-10-2008 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Treasenuak (Post 502708)

Why not put up a new thread with the underlined as a title and see what you get? You may be surprised (though not by me :o ) ;) .

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