After considerable head scratching... the truck hit the pole, snapping it off somewhere below bumper height. The pole vaulted upward from the force of the impact, but firmly attached at the top by a lot of wires, slingshotted back through the windshield, thus skewering the offender for the authorities.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must bandage my head. :bandaid:

I'll buy that. I bet the coyote was driving. I can see it clear as day now.

a perfect correlation of the facts :D

A perfectly cromulent conclusion.

I've never watched The Simpsons, so wasn't aware of the origin(s) of 'cromulent'.

To me it always sounded vaguely like a 17th century word and, for a time, I wonder if referred to Oliver Cromwell.

I am severely discombobulated as a consequence.

Should give the Simpsons a go - it has moments of true genius.

A mate of mine is a devoted fan of the Simpsons and has watched each episode umpteen times.

He has three kids, now more or less adults, who probably pointed him in the right direction.

I can't get a few of my buddies to grasp that the The Simpsons is not a "children's cartoon", but actually written for adults.

They won't commit to Family Guy, either.

They "don't watch kids' shows."

Their loss.

Simpsons is some of the best satire on tv. Sometimes people mistake childlike for chiildish.

http://s12.postimg.org/593ymgvl9/Bedlington_Terrier.jpg

Well, I suppose that's what dogs do...

I hope the cat did this on purpose.

Cats rule, dogs drool![/somemovie]

It looks like a puzzle. It's begging to become a meme.

Yeah, don't chase pussy go play with you car.

How many dogpower is that engine, Bob?

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Good grief.:facepalm: