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Flint 02-22-2008 03:29 PM

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zippyt 02-22-2008 04:49 PM

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1803422/

this answers SOOO may questions !!

zippyt 02-23-2008 05:44 PM

HA...leave it to Walmart!







It took me a second, but make sure you read the story under the picture.


Keep in mind this actually really did happen.

This is someone who was moving from an insurance claims office.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2251/...faefda76_o.jpg

Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis be Walmarts, how can I help you?"

Customer: " I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."

Walmart Employee: "What you want on the cake?"

Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne" and underneath that "We will miss you".

STOP LAUGHING!

John 02-25-2008 02:57 PM

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p.../rainbow-1.jpg

Flint 02-25-2008 03:09 PM

The internet has permanently scarred my brain so that I'm sure she is licking something creamy off the other side of that lollipop.

SteveDallas 02-25-2008 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Flint (Post 434859)
The internet has permanently scarred my brain so that I'm sure she is licking something creamy off the other side of that lollipop.

In your dreams . . .

John, that second picture really looks like something out of Hieronymus Bosch. ("The Garden of Earthly Delights had at least one picture of somebody with a flut in an uncomfortable place.)

skysidhe 02-26-2008 12:32 AM

http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b2...n/P6161302.jpg

John 02-26-2008 12:51 PM

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...rcane/eggs.jpg

TheMercenary 02-26-2008 02:17 PM

http://www.sunbelt-software.com/ihs/...tor191238f.jpg

impress 02-26-2008 06:20 PM

http://www.cleanthescreen.com/screenclean.swf

John 02-27-2008 12:13 PM

http://img.metro.co.uk/i/pix/2008/02...WN_450x400.jpg

Eyeball tattoos!

http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/article...4&in_page_id=2

SteveDallas 02-27-2008 04:33 PM

:vomit:

glatt 02-27-2008 04:46 PM

If you do a Google image search for that dude, you see that he has done a bunch of other extreme body mods. Dude looks like a Klingon with his forehead bumps.

Trilby 02-27-2008 05:00 PM

hey! sky found a baby dragon!

Awwwwwwwwww.......

monster 02-27-2008 07:43 PM

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Way ahead of their time.....

Sheldonrs 02-27-2008 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 435617)
Way ahead of their time.....

Why is this ahead of it's time? I'm sure Allison has been mounted many times through the years. lol!!!


(and yes, I did get the nintendo ref.) :-)

Mayor of Shekou 02-28-2008 06:54 PM

Way ahead of it's time - It will be 43 years before the class of '55 even matriculates.

impress 02-28-2008 09:53 PM

http://www.collectionsetc.com/images...arge_41221.jpg

Drax 02-28-2008 09:58 PM

Saw that one on the Tonight Show last week. Kinda freaky. :eek:

monster 02-28-2008 10:13 PM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 435858)

OMG what a fantabulous concept. Other have made lightswitch plates in ceramics clas, I have always steered away. No more. :D

Beest 02-28-2008 11:02 PM

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:rolleyes:

lumberjim 02-29-2008 12:25 AM

hahahahahahahhaaaaaaaa

impress 03-01-2008 12:37 PM

http://gizmag.com/pictures/4455_19080520119.jpg

http://gizmag.com/pictures/4455_19080520429.jpg

The paraSITE - an inflatable shelter for the homeless that runs off expelled HVAC air: http://www.gizmag.com/go/4455/

skysidhe 03-02-2008 12:54 AM

baby dragons ARE cool ...even big narley ones
 
oh look

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2133/...70b8a6f0_o.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 03-02-2008 11:26 AM

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Star Power

skysidhe 03-02-2008 07:33 PM

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oh that's so awesome!

( edited to make my own )

Drax 03-02-2008 09:32 PM

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Now for something completely different:

toranokaze 03-02-2008 09:49 PM

http://noq.ccrepair.net/finalshow/marquee.jpg

glatt 03-03-2008 01:21 PM

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OMG!

This is a coconut crab, which wikipedia claims can have a leg span of as much as 2 meters.

lookout123 03-03-2008 01:25 PM

seriously folks, be careful what you pick up at the bar. that would be painful i think.

jinx 03-03-2008 03:15 PM

And don't bitch about them getting into your garbage cans either, ya mental midgets.

Drax 03-03-2008 03:30 PM

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Originally Posted by jinx (Post 436505)
ya mental midgets.

Otep fan, are ya?

Mayor of Shekou 03-03-2008 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 436487)
OMG!

This is a coconut crab, which wikipedia claims can have a leg span of as much as 2 meters.

BUT - Are they good to eat?

Elspode 03-03-2008 08:31 PM

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Originally Posted by glatt (Post 436487)
OMG!

This is a coconut crab, which wikipedia claims can have a leg span of as much as 2 meters.

Kinda like a tropical raccoon, it seems to me.

John 03-04-2008 07:14 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v3...h/bed-trap.jpg

skysidhe 03-04-2008 07:21 PM

Nice trap.

BrianR 03-05-2008 08:56 AM

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I don't know if I'd eat here...

Shawnee123 03-05-2008 09:15 AM

Oooh, I would.

Why do we have a dangling pianist, though? (Yes, that sounds wonderful when you say it out loud.)

LabRat 03-05-2008 09:47 AM

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WhereTF is everybody??

monster 03-05-2008 04:19 PM

Playing in the snow :D

toranokaze 03-05-2008 10:24 PM

Stop playing out there and start playing with us

impress 03-08-2008 12:30 AM

http://lovebryan.com/friends/mikebel...on_beach_1.jpg

http://lovebryan.com/friends/mikebel...ng_himself.jpg

http://lovebryan.com/friends/mikebel..._from_back.jpg

Drax 03-08-2008 12:58 AM

:sick:

John 03-08-2008 08:33 AM

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y12...mailcondom.jpg

impress 03-08-2008 08:53 AM

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OW OW OW OW OW!

impress 03-08-2008 11:40 AM

Curious George?
 
Curious George?
Funny, he doesn't LOOK Jewish....

http://www.jewishsource.com/prod_images/P0010321s.jpg

Flint 03-08-2008 09:32 PM

Dude, seriously. Cut it out.Type like a human.

toranokaze 03-09-2008 01:20 AM

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Originally Posted by impress (Post 437360)
OW OW OW OW OW!

I have seen that before, but I wonder which would hurt worse the condom or the g strings http://www.sblades.com/gstrg.php

Mayor of Shekou 03-11-2008 02:00 AM

The chainmail condom is kinda cool! But it makes me think of the old Chinese handcuffs - the tube you stick your fingers in, and the harder you pull the tighter they squeeze.
Hmmmm....

xoxoxoBruce 03-11-2008 02:25 AM

Both are definitely inscrutable.

skysidhe 03-11-2008 05:07 PM

I heard this story on the radio. It's a prank but the story is like anyother 'anomaly' sighting story in that it has people shaken up. lol


I couldn't get the video to play otherwise I would have posted it. Here is the still frame.
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/a...82_450560a.jpg

A TOWN in South America is living in fear after several sightings of a 'creepy gnome' that locals claim stalks the streets at night.

The midget - which wears a pointy hat and has a distinctive sideways walk - was caught on video last week by a terrified group of youngsters.Teenager Jose Alvarez - who filmed the gnome - yesterday told national newspaper El Tribuno that they caught the creature while larking about in their hometown of General Guemes, in the province of Salta, Argentina.

He said: “We were chatting about our last fishing trip. It was one in the morning.

“I began to film a bit with my mobile phone while the others were chatting and joking.

"Suddenly we heard something - a weird noise as if someone was throwing stones.

"We looked to one side and saw that the grass was moving. To begin with we thought it was a dog but when we saw this gnome-like figure begin to emerge we were really afraid."

Jose added that other locals had come forward to say they had spotted the gnome.

He said: “This is no joke. We are still afraid to go out - just like everyone else in the neighbourhood now.

"One of my friends was so scared after seeing that thing that we had to take him to the hospital.”
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...icle902014.ece

Shawnee123 03-11-2008 05:22 PM

Gnome? I used to be married to 'im.

:lol:

That's great sky...that pic cracks me up!

skysidhe 03-11-2008 05:26 PM

I guess the video is better if you can get it to play.

lol :blush: you funny shawnee

Shawnee123 03-11-2008 05:28 PM

I'm actually writing it down so I remember to look for it tomorrow.

btw, I meant to tell you earlier that the pic you posted of the faces on the eggs gave me a great idea to play a trick on The Homeless Guy. A couple summers ago my sis-in-law and I painted a face on his canteloupe (he thought it looked like Wilson) and now I can't wait to see his reaction when he opens up the 18-egg carton I just bought and sees all their sad little faces. Just strikes me as hilarious.

skysidhe 03-11-2008 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Shawnee123 (Post 437973)
I'm actually writing it down so I remember to look for it tomorrow.

btw, I meant to tell you earlier that the pic you posted of the faces on the eggs gave me a great idea to play a trick on The Homeless Guy. A couple summers ago my sis-in-law and I painted a face on his canteloupe (he thought it looked like Wilson) and now I can't wait to see his reaction when he opens up the 18-egg carton I just bought and sees all their sad little faces. Just strikes me as hilarious.

My mother would love you. Her kind of humor. Maybe we were switched at birth :)

gawd if you lived here I'd drag you over there just to give her a kick :)

jinx 03-11-2008 11:14 PM

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:eek: omgdz

xoxoxoBruce 03-12-2008 12:38 AM

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And GLMRGRL's boyfriend, Torque Omata.

Elspode 03-12-2008 12:40 AM

You know, I love you for you pink 4x4, crushed velvet seats, drivin' through the bog, oozin' down the streets...

skysidhe 03-12-2008 12:50 AM

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And GLMRGRL's boyfriend, Torque Omata.

I am not much of a pink person but omygod I love that rig!

@ jinx...your pink suv photo must be a marykay promo yet somehow it would feel like punishment to get one.
I imagine the person trying to demure that one away at the promotional winning. "oh no I just couldn't." "It's really too much" as they are trying not to take the keys.

JuancoRocks 03-12-2008 03:04 AM

His N' Hers Pepto Bismol mobiles with a twinge?:kisspink:


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