The French, apparently.

:lol:

What do you call a fly with no wings?







A Walk.

The French driving licence is really a three fold pink paper. I just took out the tape, mine is even 21 cm. ;)

I don't care if its real or not - it made me laugh.

It's a .gif, too big to post here.

So here.

I don't why, but, I laughed like hell.

A word of warning to those like me who aren't around children very often...stay alert when you are, or this will happen to you:

8-year-old niece: What are you doing under there?

Me: Under where?

Oh yea, that is a classic.

I learned it as "what were you eating under there". huh.

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I love the 'real man' one.

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With Great Power comes Huge Electricity Bill.

Confucious say: "He who stand on toilet, is high on pot."

Wait, what?
I don't likey arsehole joke.
Is just teh nasty.
'Specially as both boys helped with algebra and are both similarly disconnected from the Cool People.

Hope he slips sideways on ice and gets a spike through his cheek.
And that the other kid gets to appreciate things being stuck up his butt.

"Sarcasm" ...? I do not think that means what you think it means.

It's Latin for "I'm a smartass.", ain't it?

We should maybe make a whole new Confucius say thread.

Confucius say: He who go to sleep with itchy butt wake up with stinky finger.

Confucius say: When the Yellow River runs red, better to take the muddy road.

子曰： 志士仁人，無求生以害仁，有殺身以成仁。

Confucius said: "A righteous man would not compromise ren [human-heartedness; benevolence] because he fears death, but would give up his life to uphold ren.

Did you know that in Taiwan and even increasingly in the Mainland, children actually do have to memorize and recite thousands of Confucian quotations? So, like, I actually know some of what Confucius did say.

Where's the like button? :D

Confucious :
Woman who fly upside down has crack up

Man who pull out too quickly leave rubba

And things of this nature...


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Hah!, see what she did there?

:D

No. What?

Me either...

Back before the European Union, a businessman from Hamburg went to France for a holiday. He got to the border passport control. The French official asked him:
"Your name, please?"
"Herr Gunter Schmitt"
"Nationality?"
"German"
"Occupation?"
"No, just a holiday."

I don't think so.

heh

lol

I like that.

"President Obama released his tax returns. It turns out he made $900,000 less in 2011 than he did in 2010.
You know what that means? Even Obama is doing worse under President Obama." --Jay Leno

Texts From Dog

Hope this site hasn't been posted yet...cracks me up.


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Welcome back, Labrat. We missed you!

Love

Pam

some of those are a trip...

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I found this highlaaaaaaarious...

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W.
T.
F?

Don't worry about it.

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A+.

Those are completely awesome!

I'm sure most of you have seen xkcd at least once or twice.

Today's was exceptional.

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Must be nerd humor

Your face is nerd humor.

Flint is crazy.

Hahaha. That took me a second.

Sometimes humor is better if you have to work the punchline out yourself. Humour, always ;)

That, is outstanding!!!!

:devil:

your face is ass

... and therein lies the ability to be buttfucked in the mouth.

heh... I just thought "maybe this should have been posted in Gravdigr's "faces" thread".

Whew!...I thought you were about to post something in my face, for a minute there.