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monster 09-02-2019 10:34 PM

At work today, received a text from Thunderboy, lost and hence late for orientation for his new term time job (lifeguard at u of m).... "Fucking shitting fuck nuggets, I can't find the fucking building". No doubt about his family tree then.... :Lol:

Griff 09-03-2019 06:14 AM

:sweat:

monster 09-03-2019 11:03 PM

It's that he's chronically late and still took the time to type that which amuses me the most. I think. Although it would have been better to just fucking call me for help....

monster 05-05-2020 08:41 PM

21yo son decided to teach 18yo son to cook chicken sauce w pasta tonight. Bless.

Fortunately my mouth was empty when I overheard this gem:

"You know the correct term for cooked pasta? Al dente? yeah, ok... ...you just don't want it to be like ...you know... floppy dick"

BigV 05-05-2020 08:45 PM

BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!

Gravdigr 05-05-2020 09:53 PM

Lol!!

Well, who likes floppy dick?!

:lol2:

monster 05-05-2020 10:24 PM

well if it's an 8" I guess there's potential....

BigV 05-05-2020 10:36 PM

noodly?

Carruthers 05-08-2020 06:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 1052204)

Well, who likes floppy dick?!

Not me. I replaced mine with a CD ROM drive.


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