the, I don't even

On an episode of Top Gear, Adam Ferrara lifted a Jag over a mountain by chaining it under a gondola.

Not a big fan of the Merkin version. Love the original, though.

Oh OK, Don't watch that.

Listening to my local news on the radio, the announcer mentioned that the Lady Hilltoppers, from Western KY University, will be playing the Louisiana Tech Lady Techsters.

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I heard it as the Lady Texters, and thought "Texters, WTF?"

:neutral:

Thank goodness for improper sticker placement:

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That's what you get when you underpay your workers

That's what you get when you hire students for part time, underpaid, summer work.

It's just a matter of time...

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Any relation?

Marv, from the movie "Sin City", called.

He wants his chin back.

No one really remembers how The Burger Wars started...

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...but everyone remembers how they ended.

hahahahahahah .....hahahahahaha.....ohmigod that is hilarious...hahahahahaha

Yeah, I wouldn't fuck with Jack.

or Sheldon.