The cow has that look of "WTF". Course you would too if you were being fisted! :lol:

Performance Art goes too far.

Anyone who has read the Herriot books knows... a cow often has to be managed in this way

John, could you give any more info about that photo? I have a friend who went to veterinary school and specialized in large animals. She used to send back photos of herself doing unspeakable things to cows just to gross us out. I somehow think she needs to see this.

The cow is actually a puppet, it's just a little too heavy to handle. Looks like lumberjim's workouts have been working..... a bit more on the biceps and he'll be able to lift it

By a scantily clad woman? "All Creatures Great and Small and The Women Who Fist Them..."

I've seen more than one clip on the Discovery channel showing this procedure (minus the human nudity.) Usually it's for breeding purposes--artificial insemination, then checking back to see if the cow is pregnant yet... Dirty Jobs featured it once, I know.

Put Mike Rowe in a bustier, and I might watch the show.

Wankers

More wankers

I think those go well past wankerdom! Especially the pool! Holy crap!

Hey, I wonder if they're celebrities. If so, it could be the Celebrity Death Pool.

How long do you think it will be before they realize where their vehicle is parked ?
 

I haven't seen this here but thought it was funny. Rather than a wtf, its more of a "How"TF can people be so stupid?

After a days work of installing the pillars then the frantic race to clean up so they can go home....

How long do you think it will take them to realize where they parked?

Love it DucksNuts.

Has this one made it through here before? I would love to have my very own pee and poo plushies!
http://i222.photobucket.com/albums/d...on/medianl.jpg

That's fantastic, Joanie! That's somewhere in Britain, I'd say the City of London (i.e. the financial district) in fact.

I have a feeling it was Manchester or Liverpool (I've seen it before, but can't remember where)

Seems to be a girl thing.

I sense a whole new direction for the "Girls Gone Wild" DVD series.

Do you think they could get those cows and horses drunk enough to sign a release?

Strangely, most of them look like they're having a pretty good time (the women, not the animals).

It's a strange sensation Els. Kind of like warm jello all around your arm.. while at the same time trying to shit you out.

Please, God, don't let Bullitt tell me *why* he knows this...

Good lord, that is so wrong on SO many levels....

What is that IS right about that?! That's just..... not... right at ALL!

I guess they're a little fuzzy about family play time.

It's all pink on the inside.

I can't begin to imagine....

I don't want to begin to imagine...

I'm calling boob job, though. Those just don't look "right". :lol:

But they are warm and fuzzy.

http://pics.livejournal.com/zarq/pic/0002kzea/s640x480

And also, by popular request, more cow fisting.
http://i25.photobucket.com/albums/c9...vine-ass-8.jpg

Isn't that those same two chicks from the other picture? Why is this mostly a woman's job, anyway?

I call "shopped" on the snake/birdie pic.

Has anyone called Family Services on the pink fuzzy naked pajama family? I might have been able to be alright with it if it weren't for the daughter fondling dad's "sock monkey".

I think veterinarians are more often female.

OMG! I didn't even notice that!! EEEWWWWWWW:eek:

smaller arms & hands?

Okay, I buy that. So...what are they looking for, then?

g-spot?

polyps?

Politicians?

EDIT: What am I thinking? Those are cows, not bulls. Sorry.

From here:

Yeah, that is WTFuckiest thing I've ever seen.

This isn't Japanese???
 

Usually when I see Asian scat pictures I assume they are Japanese, but this is a Korean chain store in a Chinese mall.

You're shitting me!!!

If he is shitting you then that would become a goatsee Sheldon!

I doubt this is true, but...
 

Carnation milk - 65 YEARS AGO ... This is priceless!

A little old lady from Wisconsin had worked in and around her
family dairy farms since she was old enough to walk, with hours of
hard work and little compensation.

When canned Carnation Milk became available in grocery stores in
approximately the 1940's, she read an advertisement offering $5,000
for the best slogan. The producers wanted a rhyme beginning with
"Carnation Milk is best of all."

She thought to herself, I know all about milk and dairy farms. I
can do this!
She sent in her entry, and several weeks later, a black limo pulled
up in front of her house. A man got out and said, "Carnation
LOVED your entry so much, we are here to award you $2,000 even
though we will not be able to use it!"

Nope. Not true.

http://www.snopes.com/business/deals/carnation.asp

You can still poke a son-of-a-bitch in his hole, though, Sheldon.

What time can you get here?

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One last one before I take off for the day...

omg, look at the kid taking a picture with his phone. The look on his face is hilarious.

that boy's papa would be mighty proud. i'll bet he appreciated the picture.

That-that boy near the bottom is looking away. He is obviously gay!

He does have earrings in BOTH ears so.... I have to agree! And he seems to be checking out the boy next to him!

I'll let you know in 20 years. ;)

It's obviously a test -didn't you notice the Gaydar on the ceiling? Right now it's just set to stun, but one day.... :eek:

Ceiling , boys, I didn't notice any.


I was distracted by the steps with no hand rail, an obvious hazard, and the unfinished wood of the steps, splinters ! The whole things an OSHA nightmare.

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