yes i do widows

do you find married men attractive?

depends on the man



are you a married man?

Argh... topics that go on to second pages when I'm not paying attention...

No, I'm a single woman.

Do you cook?

The grill is my home


Does your significant other hit you in the face with soon to be used tampons just to gross you out?

(P.S. today I have survived 20 years on this *&%#ed up earth.. hooray for me)

No..but wait..thats right, I dont have a SO anymore

Can someone else think up a question for me?

Yes.


[on behalf of DucksNuts]
That's normal, right?

No, the pegs (clothespins) should be arranged in spectral order ROYGBIV. Varying from this will break your mother's back.

Did you go away for the longholiday weekend (Americans only)?

No, we attempted to see An Inconvenient Truth by using no fewer than 4 gallons of gas sitting on the expressway for an hour and a half, in a burst of summer-like heat suggesting global warming, only to find it doesn't open until next week, as we determined the day before and promptly forgot. The irony was so thick I could barely drive through it. My will to live is sitting somewhere around the Belmont exit and the resulting clenching of teeth literally cracked one of my porcelain crowns, forcing a dental visit. The following day I had an anxiety problem (a result of the meds being low in my bloodstream) and practically had an orgasm when J massaged out the knots in the tightened muscles in my back. All of the above is true.

And how are you today?

Very good, actually.

Did you gag when you read Big V's description of bubble tea? Bleach. I love tea, but WTF??

**Point of order!**

The posters will restrict themselves to Yes or No questions only, if you please.

Thank you. [/gavel banging]

*ahem*

No.

It would be helpful to focus on the bubbles, and less on the tea, so to speak. The tea is black tea, (or green tea, but I didn't like the one I had last) HIGHLY flavored with your choice of...flavorings (I did a search and couldn't find them all in one list. The hits I found were all divided into groups, and when I manually counted them, they were in the range of 250 different flavors). You could find one you like. Have you ever had Thai Iced Tea? Sweeeet tea with cream, yummy. Or think, fruit smoothie. What about Italian soda, minus the carbonation. That's the idea. It's different, you should give it a try. "The first time, they think it's weird, then they start to get used to it," Shin said.

We're all tired of hearing me pimp pearl tea, right?

Yes.

Do you have a love of 80s hair metal and arent afraid to admit it?

No and no. (he answered, using his judgement on multiple y/n questions)

That was easy.

Will I be able to bend this new help desk software to my will?

Yes.

Is it software you acquired illegally?

Yes.

Running demo version now, getting to know if I like it or not. Purchase price is very reasonable, $395. Thank you for the favorable answer.

Should I remain a dues paying card carrying member of the coffee club?

Yes? No? Maybe?

Is it worth paying for?