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Gravdigr 08-26-2013 10:26 AM

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It's a boat-in-a-boat, er, it's a ship-in-a-ship, I mean, a boat-in-a-ship, ship-in-a-boat in Baltimore.

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The smaller of the two is ~265 feet.

BigV 08-26-2013 10:34 AM

that is a *lot* of drydock.

Gravdigr 08-26-2013 01:05 PM

The Coast Guard yard, in Baltimard.

Gravdigr 08-28-2013 09:20 AM

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Dave Chappelle predicted the future!

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BigV 08-28-2013 10:13 AM

come on.

serious question, really, did they really ask that? I know, I know, they live in bottomless pits of ignorance, I know. they didn't really put that question on the screen though, did they?

Gravdigr 08-28-2013 12:54 PM

It's FoxNews...what do you think?

Undertoad 08-28-2013 02:16 PM

Here's the original FNC screen shot with the original FNC error.

http://therightscoop.com/fox-news-sh...r-sarah-palin/

BigV 08-28-2013 04:36 PM

thank you Mr Holmes!

I'm relieved, truly. it's (kinda) funny, but just not believable.

Undertoad 08-29-2013 09:50 AM

Yeah I've done a ton of work with typography and fonts, and that is not the font FNC uses, between the talking head and the crawl. That looks like a simple compressed Helvetica/Arial. What they actually use is much more horrible.

Undertoad 08-29-2013 09:58 AM

http://cellar.org/2013/fumbfncfont.jpg

I mean, look at that! Would you just look at that?

Look how wide the G is, and the C, and the O... and then look how thin the T and R and E are.

Look at "2012" and notice that there is only a little space between the 2 and the 0, and then, a lot of space between the next numbers. This is called kerning, and this font's kerning is all wrong.

To a font person, the whole thing looks like somebody just vomited the letters out and left them where they landed!!

And then, are they using a black drop shadow on a mostly black background?!

It is an abomination. In fact, somebody did this shit on purpose. So it would be newsy but not slick newsy.

BigV 08-29-2013 10:21 AM

it took me a beat to realize that you're critiquing their real work, not the impostor

orthodoc 08-29-2013 01:16 PM

Sounds like the imposter did too good a job with the font and kerning. They should've lowered their standards!

Gravdigr 08-29-2013 02:38 PM

Damn, can they get any lower?

xoxoxoBruce 08-29-2013 03:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad (Post 874524)
http://cellar.org/2013/fumbfncfont.jpg

I mean, look at that! Would you just look at that?

Look how wide the G is, and the C, and the O... and then look how thin the T and R and E are.

Uh... G? :flycatch:

glatt 08-29-2013 07:45 PM

Looking again at the original, I would agree that the font and unusual spacing in 2012 is deliberate. I think they do it because they know the resolution on crappy TVs can be really low and they want the final two digits of the year to be legible. The 12 part looks bigger than the 20 part.


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