The Cellar - The 'What the fuck!' thread

Changing tack somewhat, headline in paper yesterday......

Top Sunni preacher supporter of Assad among 42 killed after suicide bomber targets mosque in Damascus

First time suicide bomber has detonated explosives inside a mosque

Explosion struck as al-Buti, an 84-year-old cleric and religious scholar
Bombings blamed on Islamic extremists fighting with rebels are common in Syria's two-year-old civil war...

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not making fun of the atrocity, but the line "First time suicide Bomber", has anyone ever heard of a second or third time successful suicide bomber?
:smack:

footfootfoot

03-22-2013 09:27 PM

There was the case of the Kamikaze pilot who panicked and made a safe landing...

Gravdigr

03-24-2013 04:05 PM

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Wtf, man?

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footfootfoot

03-24-2013 06:28 PM

When you text that number you get a message saying: See? We told you so.

Pete Zicato

03-26-2013 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Gravdigr (Post 858169)

Wtf, man?

It's a trap.

wolf	03-26-2013 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum (Post 857425)

Is that a metric pickle or the old imperial pickle?

Looks like a jew pickle to me. I don't see a foreskin, but that could just be the camera angle and the packaging.

JuancoRocks

03-27-2013 03:46 AM

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Originally Posted by be-bop (Post 857977)

Now don't get me wrong, I'm not making fun of the atrocity, but the line "First time suicide Bomber", has anyone ever heard of a second or third time successful suicide bomber?
:smack:

Achmed, the dead terrorist perhaps?

http://youtu.be/qJm9sNQemE4
JR

Pete Zicato

03-27-2013 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by JuancoRocks (Post 858452)

Achmed, the dead terrorist perhaps?

'Cept he wasn't even successful the first time - premature explosion. :D

Crimson Ghost

03-27-2013 12:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pete Zicato (Post 858468)

'Cept he wasn't even successful the first time - premature explosion. :D