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Drax 11-27-2007 01:16 PM

http://www.wayodd.com/funny-pictures...kitten-GXm.jpg

Drax 11-27-2007 01:19 PM

http://z.about.com/d/politicalhumor/...spacealien.jpg

This explains a lot. :3eye:

classicman 11-27-2007 02:12 PM

Thats to close to real to be funny. I wonder if he told the people on the plane the story of when he met the alien.

John 11-27-2007 03:38 PM

http://www.storalgen.se/img/alg_e.jpg

It's a restaurant.

Shawnee123 11-27-2007 03:47 PM

huh?

Shawnee123 11-27-2007 03:47 PM

That big moose is a restaurant? Where?

glatt 11-27-2007 04:35 PM

From Flickr
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/246/5...96fc15583c.jpg

Sundae 11-27-2007 05:23 PM

Drax, I'm not sure if Jesus will forgive you for posting that kitten
I know I can't

BigV 11-27-2007 05:49 PM

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Go on. Ask me. :)

Sundae 11-27-2007 05:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 411012)
Go on. Ask me. :)

Okay - does your penis still have its hat on?
(that is what you meant, right?)

BigV 11-27-2007 05:59 PM

?!?

Why do you ask?!! Is your real name Lorena Bobbitt?

Sundae 11-27-2007 06:04 PM

Prompted solely by the picture, I promise

BigV 11-27-2007 06:20 PM

yeah... I know. just funnin ya.

so the answer to your (weird) question (to my weird invitation, I admit):

yes.

monster 11-27-2007 06:21 PM

http://i2.ebayimg.com/01/i/000/be/25/1c9b_12.JPG

Currently on sale on Ebay, starting price $3,500. no bids. Here's the description:

Huge cock on a podium in pur solid african cashew wood without any dye with a cristal finish, look like a real cock. Only one in the world....Almost perfect or perfect...and about this kind of wood its very rare and very expensive. This piece of wood was bought in the years 90'S and it was made in 2000.

Dimensions: cock:10 1/2 inch long by 3 1/4 large, Podium 13 inch long by 7 inch large by 7 inch high.

Very unique piece. Very rare and hand made by the artist KRISS.

monster 11-27-2007 06:22 PM

http://cgi.ebay.com/Huge-cock_W0QQit...ayphotohosting

TheMercenary 11-27-2007 07:52 PM

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Originally Posted by monster (Post 411037)

That is a monster cock!

John 11-27-2007 07:55 PM

Of course it's a real restaurant. And it's in Sweden. Where else?
http://www.storalgen.se/eng/index.php

Since this is a pictures thread, all posts should have a picture. Like this one.
http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p.../moneyfish.jpg

Elspode 11-27-2007 10:45 PM

I think that bill's counterfeit. At least, it looks kinda fishy.

TheMercenary 11-27-2007 10:50 PM

I would love to learn how to make that fish.

ZenGum 11-28-2007 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 411066)
That is a monster cock!

Not really, but it is a big woody.

ZenGum 11-28-2007 08:24 AM

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I'm pretty sure that I haven't posted this before ... but I have a niggling doubt ... maybe I meant to post it but didn't. Apologies if I am reposting.
Anyway:
Attachment 15956

Available for just 105 yen, in a shop near me.

RellikLaerec 11-28-2007 08:42 AM

Ya know. We have a morning radio guy whose name is Woody Johnson on WCOL!

xoxoxoBruce 11-28-2007 09:26 AM

We have our own Big Woody.

TheMercenary 11-28-2007 10:05 AM

Taken on a street in Savannah
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19.../IMG_28592.jpg

bigw00dy 11-28-2007 10:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 411200)
We have our own Big Woody.

hiiiiiioooooooo;)

anyway, ill add something

http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y76...h/untitled.jpg

(not actually my armpit)

queequeger 11-28-2007 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheMercenary (Post 411220)
Taken on a street in Savannah

And who says Georgians can't be creative?

busterb 11-29-2007 01:38 PM

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Google in 20 years.

LabRat 11-29-2007 01:54 PM

Buster, that rocks. Mine would be for my glasses though...

Shawnee123 11-29-2007 02:11 PM

OK, I'll admit it. I have no idea what I'm supposed to be seeing in that bike pic.

BigV 11-29-2007 02:37 PM

The interior rear view mirror of a 1992 Chevrolet Caprice Classic.

Shawnee123 11-29-2007 02:47 PM

Oh, ok. Thanks.

Hey, how do you know what kind of car?

BigV 11-29-2007 03:08 PM

My mirror is missing.

Shawnee123 11-29-2007 03:34 PM

:lol2:

Oh wait, were you serious? I'm a bit dense.

Sundae 11-29-2007 04:37 PM

Oh I thought it was a good joke actually!
Maybe I'm the dense one...

Shawnee123 11-29-2007 04:41 PM

I did too, then thought he might be serious, then realized he did not take the picture and it was way across the country...but I thought my momentary thinking he might be serious was funny too, so I left it in. I'm a goof.

classicman 11-29-2007 04:49 PM

Soooo??? Was he serious or not?

Shawnee123 11-29-2007 05:04 PM

Um, er...I don't think so.

John 11-29-2007 05:59 PM

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/timage...ria112707a.jpg

And now, a Nutria eating a lollypop.

ZenGum 11-29-2007 11:42 PM

I notice that the guy's bushy mustache is exactly the same color as the animal, and can't help wondering why ...

Is that a beaver? If not, what the hell is a nutria?

EDIT: Ok, I looked it up. Nutrias are aquatic rodents that look like beavers with long thin tails.

Elspode 11-29-2007 11:55 PM

Sounds like some sort of new vitamin or weight loss powder or perhaps an artificial sweetener to me.

Shawnee123 11-30-2007 07:41 AM

Let's see: beaver, long tail. Is it a hermaphrodite?

busterb 11-30-2007 09:24 AM

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Save the important things.

ZenGum 11-30-2007 12:50 PM

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Attachment 15986

zippyt 11-30-2007 12:58 PM

ZG Thats from the body works exibit , we saw it last month in St Louis

Here's a link

Shawnee123 11-30-2007 01:17 PM

The guy on the left looks so real.:worried:

Drax 11-30-2007 01:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by busterb (Post 412079)
Save the important things.

That, and the TV. :D

HungLikeJesus 12-03-2007 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 410989)
Drax, I'm not sure if Jesus will forgive you for posting that kitten
I know I can't

He is forgiven.

regular.joe 12-03-2007 04:48 PM

...not gonna stand too close to HungLikeJesus today.......:shocking:

John 12-03-2007 10:12 PM

http://i125.photobucket.com/albums/p...e/diarrhea.jpg

I need this on a T-shirt.

John 12-03-2007 10:14 PM

In fact, let's have a photo dump.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a22...-paula-ted.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...7071904-00.jpg

http://keep4u.ru/imgs/s/071202/cb/cb...7a11d9ae43.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...rreasoning.gif

http://keep4u.ru/imgs/b/071203/8f/8f...0a96111589.jpg

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...mals2/1009.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 12-03-2007 11:21 PM

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Which one is the blond?

xoxoxoBruce 12-04-2007 10:15 AM

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Yeah, the one with the wrong leg up.

Sundae 12-04-2007 01:55 PM

I know it's WTF and funny and all that - but "Puppies awaiting conception" made me shudder.

Like me having a sign in my car saying "Future babies on board" or something.

classicman 12-04-2007 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sundae Girl (Post 413020)
I know it's WTF and funny and all that - but "Puppies awaiting conception" made me shudder.

Like me having a sign in my car saying "Future babies on board" or something.

I liked the part at the top

"Don't ship the Bitch,
Ship the semen!"

- way too funny

John 12-05-2007 10:55 AM

http://pics.livejournal.com/calysto/pic/0001tkr2

regular.joe 12-05-2007 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce (Post 412947)
Yeah, the one with the wrong leg up.

It's not the wrong leg...it's the other leg. CLAP..CLAP...come on, lets get PC here! :D

I also think the level hotness helps overcome anything she could possibly do wrong.

ZenGum 12-05-2007 12:40 PM

Rather, the blonde is the only one with the right leg up.

Maybe someone asked her if they could get their leg over.

BigV 12-05-2007 01:28 PM

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I took this picture in the Men's department of the local Macy's store. wtf?

Clodfobble 12-05-2007 02:28 PM

For the record, the chick with the wrong leg up has some serious roots showing, she's not a real blonde.

And actually BigV, I like the iPod machine. You know they'd have them locked up to prevent theft anyway, and this way you don't have to wander around looking for a salesperson to unlock the stupid cabinet and hand you what you want.

Sundae 12-05-2007 03:23 PM

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On a global level this probably isn't a WTF. But being English, and seeing this on a road close to my house in England it strikes me as really odd.


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