no, i was watching the telly.



are we done yet?

uh huh.



did you say something?

No

Would you like me too?

yes

do you talk with your mouth full?

ywif, ai o oo ashf?



*gulp*


Is that better?

Yes.




Do you like Cheetos?

yes


do you like to eat tacos?

Yes. But just one is enough for me.



You do know what I mean, don't you?

Yes.

Is a train entering a tunnel like a hotdog going through a doughnut?

no, the train is longer and the tunnel is bigger and.... you can't eat either. you must be a public school graduate? :p





am i high yet?

Yes, you haven't yet come down since New Years Eve 2000.

Do you want to get down?

yes


do you want to get up?

No, I'm comfortable right here, thanks.


May I have another cup of coffee, please?

Yes, why not.

Do you want a cookie with that?

Yes, please. The chocolate chip ones are delicious.

Will you join me?