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Aliantha 11-19-2007 04:20 AM

holy fucking shit! All that money on a purse that's only going to end up dirty and yuck anyway. What a waste of money.

Shawnee123 11-19-2007 10:09 AM

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ZenGum 11-19-2007 10:15 AM

Any bitch who gets clap three times must be stupid.

John 11-19-2007 12:15 PM

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/5...botzaiyeq8.jpg

John 11-19-2007 12:15 PM

http://www.jwz.org/images/1332354542_af2fb4f6d5_o.jpg

Drax 11-19-2007 10:35 PM

http://www.killsometime.com/Pictures/images/FatCat.jpg

RellikLaerec 11-19-2007 10:39 PM

meh. almost as fat and hairy as my wife's :lol:

TheMercenary 11-19-2007 10:43 PM

That is one big pussy!

Flint 11-19-2007 10:58 PM

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Forgot to post this for Halloween:

RellikLaerec 11-19-2007 11:24 PM

that should me in the brain teaser thread! lol

Kumbulu 11-20-2007 01:02 AM

Can't...type...having...s-s-seizzzzures!

John 11-20-2007 01:30 PM

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...lneyJ2lTCU.jpg

Drax 11-20-2007 01:35 PM

uuuh...eew

DanaC 11-20-2007 01:41 PM

Oh dear God the bacon thing...I laughed so hard. Pilau looked at me wondering what I was laughing at.

Spexxvet 11-20-2007 02:15 PM

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d1...lneyJ2lTCU.jpg

Mr. Bluebird on my should -- yuk

bluecuracao 11-20-2007 06:17 PM

My first thought was, "oh...poor bluebird!" because it looks like he has a Q-tip stuck up his feathery li'l butt.

SteveDallas 11-20-2007 06:21 PM

[Marlin Perkins]Let's observe as my assistant Jim attempts a delicate rectal swabbing on this bird . . . . [/Marlin Perkins]

Sheldonrs 11-20-2007 07:11 PM

If you're gonna give someone the bird, you are gonna get shit back.

thealphajerk 11-21-2007 07:52 AM

crazy bird's doing reverse target practice or- rectal ballistics.

now, i know this is supposed to be art cos there's a whole series but wtf?

http://i116.photobucket.com/albums/o...burgeriron.jpg

Shawnee123 11-21-2007 07:59 AM

Many burgers make you as strong as iron?

ZenGum 11-21-2007 08:03 AM

Some jokes are ironic. This is just cheesy.

Shawnee123 11-21-2007 08:04 AM

Why so steamed?

RellikLaerec 11-21-2007 08:45 AM

Well it is a pressing matter!

Shawnee123 11-21-2007 08:47 AM

Yeah, but Zen has always had a beef with me.

DanaC 11-21-2007 08:49 AM

Now see that could be some deep and meaningful comment on the
McDonaldisation of society....or some fucker's put an iron on top of some burgers and called it art....

Shawnee123 11-21-2007 08:50 AM

:lol2:

Damn there are some funny people here.

ZenGum 11-21-2007 08:51 AM

Twoallbeefpattiesspecialsaucelettucecheesepicklesonionsonapressameseedbun?

Shawnee123 11-21-2007 08:52 AM

I can't beat that one, Zen. pressame! Classic!

TheMercenary 11-21-2007 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas (Post 409138)
[Marlin Perkins]

That brought back a flood of memories. Thanks.

http://www.stlouiswalkoffame.org/ima...in-perkins.gif

John 11-21-2007 12:49 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...vafaggotry.jpg

Real screenshot.

glatt 11-21-2007 01:00 PM

Holy shit, John isn't kidding.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Special:Statistics

Razzmatazz13 11-21-2007 01:37 PM

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/..._mcdonalds.jpg

I just don't get art I guess...

Tons more from this artist here
http://paintalicious.org/2007/11/04/...st-ron-english

And here's his website for even more disturbing images :D
http://popaganda.com/

Shawnee123 11-21-2007 02:32 PM

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I found some weird pics this afternoon. Thought I'd just post them all here:

Shawnee123 11-21-2007 02:32 PM

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Shawnee123 11-21-2007 02:34 PM

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Shawnee123 11-21-2007 02:35 PM

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DanaC 11-21-2007 02:35 PM

someone stole the pope's chin......

Shawnee123 11-21-2007 02:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DanaC (Post 409331)
someone stole the pope's chin......

damn them...oops.:blush:

Nikolai 11-21-2007 04:58 PM

http://www.killsometime.com/pictures/images/pic1075.jpg

John 11-21-2007 06:48 PM

No, I wasn't kidding.

Although in the 8 hours or so since I made that screenshot, there's been 60,000 hits on "Gay Bowel Syndrome" as everyone who sees the image goes "Huh? I knew the Americans were all obsessed with anal sex, but what the fuck is THAT?" and clicks it.

And now,
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/e...a/P1190167.jpg

There are things you simply SHOULD NOT SAY about that woman's children.

Cloud 11-21-2007 07:15 PM

LOl! I was thinking the same thing (re: Gay Bowel Syndrome.) WTF?

BigV 11-21-2007 07:32 PM

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Scandinavia's answer to the Prancing Stallion of Italy:

Sheldonrs 11-21-2007 07:41 PM

'Gay Bowel Syndrome"? I thought most of us gays had trouble with sibilant consonants? lol!!

Pie 11-22-2007 12:54 AM

Given the number of hypocritical gay conservatives "coming out" of the woodworks these days, I guess they're just using Conservapedia to check their symptoms? :right:

Sheldonrs 11-22-2007 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie (Post 409456)
Given the number of hypocritical gay conservatives "coming out" of the woodworks these days, I guess they're just using Conservapedia to check their symptoms? :right:


"hypocritical gay conservatives" are lousy fucks. And usually bottoms who don't move even when you set their pubes on fire.

lol!!!

Undertoad 11-22-2007 09:26 AM

After reading the BoingBoing comments on the Conservapedia gay topics item, it seems pretty obvious that Conservapedia was "gamed" by bots programmed to reload the articles repeatedly.

rkzenrage 11-23-2007 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheldonrs (Post 409485)
"hypocritical gay conservatives" are lousy fucks. And usually bottoms who don't move even when you set their pubes on fire.

lol!!!

No different than a Republican with less than ten million in the bank.

Sundae 11-24-2007 04:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rkzenrage (Post 409778)
No different than a Republican with less than ten million in the bank.

Are they bottoms too then? And enquiring minds wonder how you know ;)

TheMercenary 11-24-2007 09:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Razzmatazz13 (Post 409314)

I just don't get art I guess...

Tons more from this artist here
http://paintalicious.org/2007/11/04/...st-ron-english

And here's his website for even more disturbing images :D
http://popaganda.com/

I love freaky art like that. Thanks for the links.

Razzmatazz13 11-25-2007 01:13 AM

I aim to please :D

Kumbulu 11-25-2007 03:27 AM

I had to find out what sibilant consonants were and now I'm more confused than ever. From Wiki:

A sibilant is a type of fricative or affricate consonant, made by directing a jet of air through a narrow channel in the vocal tract towards the sharp edge of the teeth.

is often taken to be synonymous with the term strident, though this is incorrect - there is variation in usage. The term sibilant tends to have an articulatory or aerodynamic definition involving the production of aperiodic noise at an obstacle. Strident refers to the perceptual quality of intensity as determined by amplitude and frequency characteristics of the resulting sound (i.e. an auditory, or possibly acoustic, definition). Sibilants are louder than their non-sibilant counterparts, and most of their acoustic energy occurs at higher frequencies than non-sibilant fricatives. [s] has the most acoustic strength at around 8,000 Hz, but can reach as high as 10,000 Hz. [ʃ] has the bulk of its acoustic energy at around 4,000 Hz, but can extend up to around 8,000 Hz.
The spin-off terms shibilant, and rarely thibilant, are used to describe particular kinds of sibilant.



But I now have a new favourite word - fricative.

ZenGum 11-25-2007 04:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kumbulu (Post 410009)
I had to find out what sibilant consonants were and now I'm more confused than ever. From Wiki:

A sibilant is a type of fricative or affricate consonant, made by directing a jet of air through a narrow channel in the vocal tract towards the sharp edge of the teeth.

is often taken to be synonymous with the term strident, though this is incorrect - there is variation in usage. The term sibilant tends to have an articulatory or aerodynamic definition involving the production of aperiodic noise at an obstacle. Strident refers to the perceptual quality of intensity as determined by amplitude and frequency characteristics of the resulting sound (i.e. an auditory, or possibly acoustic, definition). Sibilants are louder than their non-sibilant counterparts, and most of their acoustic energy occurs at higher frequencies than non-sibilant fricatives. [s] has the most acoustic strength at around 8,000 Hz, but can reach as high as 10,000 Hz. [ʃ] has the bulk of its acoustic energy at around 4,000 Hz, but can extend up to around 8,000 Hz.
The spin-off terms shibilant, and rarely thibilant, are used to describe particular kinds of sibilant.



But I now have a new favourite word - fricative.

He was talking about the letter S and how gay people stereotypically lisp.
My job involves teaching the interdental fricative (TH). zis is hard in a culture where poking ze tongue out is rude

impress 11-25-2007 09:45 PM

A hairball removed from a human:


http://edition.cnn.com/2007/HEALTH/1...ef=mpstoryview

xoxoxoBruce 11-25-2007 10:27 PM

Little late, impress.

John 11-26-2007 01:21 PM

http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ima...stcott_big.jpg

glatt 11-26-2007 02:48 PM

Wow. That's cool.

So is it multiple exposures of a rotating light that is constantly on, or is is a single long exposure of a rotating strobe light?

BigV 11-26-2007 02:50 PM

It's five kerosene lanterns.

Pigeon Point

Previously seen hereabouts... can't remember which thread though. Certainly some A/R dwellar will appear to comfort the poverty of my ignorance, and yours.

glatt 11-26-2007 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BigV (Post 410331)
It's five kerosene lanterns.

All you have to do is ask, and somebody around here will usually answer.

xoxoxoBruce 11-26-2007 10:23 PM

Five kerosene lanterns and lots of lenses.

John 11-27-2007 10:59 AM

http://i92.photobucket.com/albums/l3...07712_joe_.jpg


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