No, I just looked at all the grants for Dance from 2015 to 2017, and they don't give out that much money. Most grants are $10,000. Biggest grant was $100,000, for an opera re-staging.

They only gave Martha Graham $80,000 - so a buncha frogs ain't gitten our tax money I assure you

Well, I admit I was wrong and need to fact check their emails

Seeing Mama for the first time in ten years:



Dang, must've gotten something in my eye...

Coleman Sweeney was an asshole:



Don't be an asshole.

:thumb:

Dayum.

With a side order of daaaayyyuuuummm.

choose the gear and pick 2.0 speed.

That towel on his hip must be the nastiest smelling funk riddled piece of cloth in existence

Well, the whole place is gonna smell of falafel, so...

Standard transmissions...

You can see the Earth rotating.

I like that. Now they just need to create a camera tracking system so the frame stays steady along with the star field.

Better bigger. Much better full screen in HD.

Defeating a ~$900 padlock:



This guy has some awesome videos.

Amazing dominos...

Stand 'em up, just to knock 'em down...

Jeff Dunham's non-standup-related YouTube playlists:

• Random Comedy Sketches
• Achmed's YouTube Takeover
• Jay Leno's Garage

Watch the guy on the motorcycle as he becomes a human pinball:



That's gonna leave a mark.

Better bigger.

Splitting a bullet by shooting an axe. Yeah, nevermind that shit, here comes Mongo! watch the edge of the axe blade quiver at the impact.

You'll prolly want to go big (and HD):

From the title, I formed the impression that the bullet was going to split the axe blade.

You can tell the quality of an axe blade by the ring it makes when struck.

Thermox paint changes color with temperature...

Somebody's gonna make a million damn dollars.

I bet that paint is made up of old, crushed up mood rings.

When Naproxen first came out a doctor friend gave me a coffee mug that had a picture of a red, swollen inflamed knee joint on it, when you put hot coffee in the mug the picture slowly changed to a non-inflamed regular bone colored knee.

My kid has a drink cup that changes color with cold and hot drinks.

A black guy, with a gun, on a motorcycle, gets pulled over by a white cop, and nobody dies or even gets shot.

Unbelievable?

Not when everyone acts the way they're supposed to.

Dude didn't go thug, cop didn't go asshole. Everybody goes home.

Kudos to both parties.

What a shame, Cop should have shot him for(1) being black, (2) being on a bike, (3) having a gun. Missed opportunity.

He wasn't anywhere near your lawn.

Chinese vs. Merkin



Watch for the ufo during the slo-mo of the Chinese safe drop. WTF is that?

I try very hard not to drop my gun safes 100 feet. :rolleyes:

Well, who knows when your gun safe will get tangled up with your crane?

Better safe than sorry.<---See what I did there?:D

Don't drink and drive...

Neither one for President.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FdBF6h7oH5I

Wait for it...

Waaaiiiit for it...

Not what you're thinking.

Wait for it:



Ya gotta love that old lady.

:lol2:

That made me smile

I'm thankful I don't have to worry about this sort of thing when I'm down at the river:



Better bigger.