I was amazed that no one else had said it. Maybe this should have warned me.
Do you want me to forward the hatemail?

well i sure was thinking it, but now that it's out there it's even funnier

zen, do the japanese kids ever try to jam their fingers into your butt as a joke?

Oh, was that a joke? I seeeeeeee...

Seriously, no it hasn't happened to me but I've heard of it a fair bit. I only have a few kids classes per week. Some foreigners are posted in junior-high and high schools and they are the butt of this joke...

i actually meant to put that question in the wacky japanese stuff thread....but....hey. it is a bit nsfw. I don't know, butt if they'd tried that shit on me, I'd have wrecked 'em.

Alas, I'm never allowed to hurt them, even when they really deserve it. Actually, I really like the arrangement, in that if there are any serious discipline issues I call for backup from the Japanese staff, and they handle it. I very rarely need this.
Mind you, there was one time one 12ish year old lad was being a right brat ... I gave him a hand-to-hand high five, then got him to do a (his) forehead-to-(my)-hand high five, then put my hand against the edge of the desk and .... SUCKER!!!! BAHAHAHAHA!!!! Even the Japanese teacher laughed at that.
ME? I didn't touch him I swear!

i know you got jumped for the whole kid-violence thing before, so maybe you're being extra careful......butt.....wrecked 'em = rectum

just punnin ya.

That's one pose you'll never *ever* see me doing!

I think I hate hamburgers now. :(

Oh go on, it'd be funny as all get out....

More like it'd be funny, then I'd be told to get out...

i know you've probably all seen this one before but i think it's appropriate her anyways

http://slave1.imagebeaver.com/files/...mer_poussy.jpg

dare ya......

I'll take truth, thanks :)