42 Creepy AF Things Kids Said To Their Parents

#29.

So I was standing in line at the grocery store with the weirdest of my kids and at one particularly weird moment I said "Son, you are doing me a frighten". Without a breath, he said "Bork! Bork! Bork!" I didn't show him that one. No doubting his parentage.

Never questioned his, it's yours that makes me ponder. Which planet? Which dimension? :haha:

:D

Thor has been on facebook for about 18 months now. But this may be his first real post:

Really annoyed about the linguistically insensitive "nose blind" term in Febreeze commercials. The correct terms go as follows.
Hyposmia [high-POSE-mee-ah] is a reduced ability to detect odors.
Anosmia [ah-NOSE-mee-ah] is the complete inability to detect odors. In rare cases, someone may be born without a sense of smell, a condition called congenital anosmia.
Parosmia [pahr-OZE-mee-ah] is a change in the normal perception of odors, such as when the smell of something familiar is distorted, or when something that normally smells pleasant now smells foul.
Phantosmia [fan-TOES-mee-ah] is the sensation of an odor that isn’t there.
Get some English, Febreeze


He is 14

There are tears coming out of my eyes. I refuse to say whether they are from laughter or overly-emotional-maternal-pride, but my cheeks are hurting

Holy shit, he doesn't talk like that for real does he? That would get him some strange looks methinks.


Bulletin: This just in from our foreign desks. Proctor & Gamble stock has tumbled on the foreign exchanges, and rumor has it the markets not open for the week yet, are being flooded with put orders. :haha:

Smart irony is prized above all other skills in the Millennial landscape. He'll be their king.

Yes, he does talk like that.

Having dined with this family fairly recently I can attest that he does talk like that. He's smart and funny and a great kid to talk to!

No wonder Banana Lady loves to visit. :D

She never hears him talk because she hands over a stack of Beano comics as she walks through the door and we don't see him again

Ha, ha, ha, Banana Lady is on the ball. :thumb2:

What is an exceptional sense of smell? hyperosmia?

unfortunate, when you live around here....