OMG!

Who's a good doggie, you are, yes you are...

Surf's up!
 

[emoji7] sorry I missed this.

tarheel

Ricochet is a good girl, yes she is!!!

Brilliant.

I'm not a herd animal, so the annual fuss about the Christmas ad from John Lewis (UK department store) generally passes me by.

However, being a dedicated dog man, this year's offering caught my attention.



I'd buy a trampoline for the back garden if it diverted Badgers away from digging up the lawn. :thepain:

That's a winner. :thumb2:

Awesome.

I'd trade half Andy's hops for half of Buster's brains.

I used to work for the John Lewis Partnership, so I'm biased.
But whoever they employ to do their adverts is doing sterling work. There are some amazing window displays already in Leeds, but something you can see on your own (or the library's) 'puter is so effective.

This is way better than the bear one, although I like the song less.

Extreme joy in... 3 ...2 ...1 ...

Cute.

Dogs, even cows like 'em...

"See? I told ya we could do it. Now, lets go find a trench coat!"

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Now your dog can be a watchdog... :lol:

watch dog....

*groan*

I sent that ad to a friend. She responded, Sam would eat it. :lol:

Look Dear, puppies!!

This is a great idea, not just for dogs, but any pets.

... or kids! :eek:

That's a great idea. Awesome, actually.

Lesson learned?
 

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There goes Sexobon... ;)

My mum had a note of who would care for her dogs if she died pinned to her kitchen noticeboard for the last several years of her life.


Sent by magic.

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...45f529e15a.jpg this is Angie a deer head Chihuahua giving birth to her second yesterday morning. The first is a blonde male and the black one is female.

tarheel

Cute!

http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...fef51efbb1.jpg eight titties for two puppies? I swear the pups look bigger all ready.

tarheel

Good work mom.

Adorable.

They'll do that, but, in your case, not for long.;)

Life was good until that damn kitten came along...

That is one resentful-looking doggeh, right there.

And, that is one cute little girl.

Dayum.

Manchester man fights for life after lick from his pet dog leaves him covered in tennis-ball sized blisters

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There's probably something in that particular line of thought...

Don't let this dog stay overnight with your significant other.http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/2016...5d956d3c24.jpg

tarheel

Bad dogs, bad bad dogs... :eyebrow:

OMG! Bad doggehs! No cookies!

PSA - Don't leave your dogs in a car unattended. grrr.

Time to get a new dog.

Your PSA? around here dogs go inside *everywhere*. Grocery stores, doctor's office, the DMV, pot shops, restaurants, bars, pubs, you fucking name it.


I'm a dog person. I love dogs, I love my dogs. I am not so keen on your little wolf pack of Yorkshire terriers dragging you through the meat section at Safeway. Or letting mama's little darling ride in the basket at Fred Meyer's. .

That shit is gross.

I don't want them to be endangered in a hot car, of course. And I don't want the poop molecules from their newest best friend transferred to my hands from the grocery cart. Fuck that.

Yeah, I'd prefer ppl not take their dogs/pets into my grocery store.

Pets have a grocery store just for them, take them there. It's called Petsmart.

Leave them at home. Buncha dirty hippies out there on the left coast. ;)

Huge Hound.
 

OK, there's some jiggery pokery with the camera here, but he's still a BIG lad.

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No item of furniture will be safe while he's in the house.

I'd like to hear him bark. :eek:

I would hate for him to pee on my bike tire. Probably cover the windshield and seat. Might even create a piss sinkhole and it would consume my Harley.

tarheel

You're worrying for nothing, man, cause after he pees on it, it's *his* bike.

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Including dogs and people, I know an example of each of those female names, and 7 of the male names.

Shoot, that was for the cat thread, can this post be moved there or deleted?


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Pico and Me

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Motion granted!

Thank you UT!! :biggrin:

A guy walks into a bar with a dog. As they sit down at the counter, the bartender tells them, that no dogs are allowed. The dog looks up and says, "I don't see any sign posted about dogs."

To which the bartender looks at them both and exclaims "Hey! You can talk! This is wild! I'm buying you both a beer".

They both thank him and proceed to enjoy their libation.

After awhile, the man excuses himself to go to the bathroom and the bartender leans over the bar and asks the dog if he'll "go over to the 7-11 across the street and ask for change from a $20 to buy a newspaper. He tells the dog that his friend across the street would get a kick out of it. In return, he'll buy beers for the both of them for the rest of the day and keep the $20 for his trouble.

The dog agrees and taking the $20 in his mouth, walks out of the bar.

When the man comes out of the bathroom, he asks where his dog has gone and panics when he is told the dog has gone outside without him.

He runs outside and begins to cross the street when he hears a sound in the alley next to the bar. When he turns into the alley, he discovers his dog humping a French Poodle. Shock, the man looks to his dog and says "Rex, how could you? You've NEVER done anything like this before!"

The dog looks up at him and says "Frankly, I've never had $20 before!"

Teach your kids how to make a dog...

I'm not sure that's a real dog.