Geez that's a bit tough Night. I reckon the knife fight story would be better also though. ;) I'm sure it'd impress the ladies. lol

Thanks for sharing though. :)

The brother of one of my uni flat-mates (flat=apartment in US) was badly burned as a child. He was a surfer and told everyone the scar on his leg was a shark bite. He was turning chicks away and still got plenty.

Oh, good Christ and all of his gay disciples. Where do I start?

Well, first, with the most important. SG, if Nightsong is your physical ideal, then please, for the love of all that is unholy, let's you and I figure out a way to fund a trip across the pond for one or the other of us, 'cause you're gonna love my mature ass. And I think I've already made it rather clear about how I feel about your less mature, but certainly more spectacular posterior.

Nightsong...rock the fuck on. Great pics, and my hat (and underwear, at this exact moment) are off to you. Six Feet...how in the world I *ever* missed your prior gender clues, I have no idea, but I promise you that, from this day forward, I am your devoted and eager admirer. And, this at both of you...do you ever get to KC? If so, please plan on spending a weekend at my humble digs for, at a minimum, some really great conversation.

Cloud...I am awed and humbled by your courage and beauty. It would have been moving enough for you to have simply described the physical trauma you encountered as a young girl, but to be so brave as to show us...it is a gesture which is truly outstanding, humbling, and which demonstrates so much trust and acceptance of the Cellar community...brava. I don't have enough words to express my admiration and appreciation. And, in case no one else has said it, *I* would be honored to have the opportunity to simply pull down your shirt, lift up your bra, and put the simplest and gentlest touch of a tongue to that beautiful mammary appendage which you've shared.

I know ya'll think I'm a hopeless reprobate, but these pics I've seen here tonight (I've been busy, and it was all new to me) are, to me, a frank, honest and sincere presentaton of trust and investment to a vital community which I have been missing very much.

Gods help me...I think this is all *incredibly* healthy.

We'll have to come up with some wonderful money-earning scheme that allows me to visit about 12 other Dwellars too though - not all for sex I hasten to add!

Major kudos to Nightsong and Sixfeet for the action shot. And I've finally seen someone with larger nipples than me - woohoo! And Nightsong - I'm amazed and flattered you found my original video post (hello to the Cellar or some such) on YouTube. I just wish I had sound on this PC so I could remember what I waffled on about...

Cloud - have said before, I really respect your attitude to your own body. Many positive thoughts for posting not only a breast picture, a pierced nipple picture, but also a picture of a body part idolised by the perfectionist West when when you previously had disfigurement issues.

wow, you guys! I NEVER expected such a postive and humbling response to a little, embarassing, boobie pic. I am very, very touched.

Elspode, your comments are among the nicest things that have ever been said to me!

Thank you!

I love the Cellar. I am totally in awe of everyone who's posted pics of themselves in this thread!

Maybe you should privately email all 12 of us with an itinerary and the associated costs, and we could all just pay our shares? And no, not just for sex. There'd need to be time for food and sleep, too, or else you'd not be much good for the sex, would you?

I'm joking, of course. I would also want to talk at some point...probably right after the sex. :D

Suddenly I feel like a voyeur....cool.

As Nude as the Zip gets for the cellar ,
Happy Fathers day , I know I had a GOOD DAY !!!

Must be one of those 10 gallon hats, maybe 12.

I'm loving that cheeky grin, Bippy

The ladies here will forever bemoan the day they saw the hat, but missed the hatrack.

I think that's a great photo. May I assume from your never ending grin that you are a really great guy??

I think I can confirm from years of Zippywatching that yes, he really is a really great guy :notworthy !
(and I love the way he spells!)

He's mighty cute, too.

Goonies.Never.Say.Die
 

Here's a pic of a friend of mine's new tattoo (posted with permission). She's a big Goonies freak! She's planning to use a new piercing method to implant dermal anchors with red gems in the eye sockets.

So, without further ado, here is:

Pirates of the Cooterbean!

Holy mother of whothefuckever....that woulda hurt!!

And if it didn't, the piercings sure will! The idea made me hurt.

Cool, a porn thread! Now if the teens post would that be considered kiddie porn?

Great shot Cloud! now where are the piercings?

porn? what porn? I thought I was the only one here so kinked.

it has to heal first, guys, before my friend can get the eyes in!

I had to share, because I've been laughing about the "Pirates of the Cooterbean" thing (which I did not make up) all week. Glad you enjoy.

why is it porn?

Its NSFW, has pics of dicks n vaginas, it even has an *action* (kinda) shot.

I'd say its pretty close to a porn thread :)

spoilsport

IMO - not porn.
If people can call some woman wallowing on a bed with a dead pig art......

Then Cloud's pictures of her and her friend should be called art...beautiful art.

how sweet, thanks!

I guess when I think of porn, I think of either video porn, or written porn (my preference). Just nudie pics of us is strictly amateur.

the titty fuck shot, though . . . 's beautiful, whatever it is.

No "titty fuck shot", they were romantically cuddling, is all. Therefore, not porn.

well, one man's porn is another erotica . . . I mean one man's titty fuck is another's cuddling? :)

It was very romantic, in a titty fuck way.

Actually it was quite romantic. The romance dies when you pull out the jackhammer and ky. then again it's all in how you do it!

Cloud, does your friend plan to warn potential muff divers that there be pirates down there? Could scare the hell out of some earstwhile feller.

Doesn't look like the muff is too deep, though. :lol:

:) Speaking as one who has some unexpected aCOOTERments in the area myself--it's always a good idea to warn a person!

Aaarrrr matey, for my shiverin' timber, no muff to tough.

I am a certified diver, muff, scuba, and dumpster. I am also a licensed motor boat operator. Just ask Keryx she loves it.
shouldn't this be in the sex thread?

<<<<has a tongue like a maytag and breathes through his ears.

One of my friends chat up lines went something like "I only have a normal size dick but I've been known to lick my eyebrows clean "
:D

It was a still photo, so maybe she was just keeping it warm.;)

As for scars, I have a nasty looking carpal tunnel surgery scar on my palm. If I was single, I would have gone for the 'knife fight' story.

Twofer
 

Here's a twofer deal. That's a dwellar ass and a dweller cock.

Holy crap!!

Some cellardude has been seriously holding out on us chickie babes :shock:

Well, there's an incendiary combination that should make for some fireworks on this 4th of July. Nothing like big mortars exploding in the dark.

Let's see... it's a Dwellar who uses a laptop running Windows, smokes, and is on pretty intimate terms with another female Dwellar...

I know who it is.

who!?

ps...it's not me. i swear.

photobucket pulled my boob. :(

Did they deem it inappropriate?

apparently so

Who is it? I must know!

Oh, and that is quite a fabulous cock to behold. I feel privileged to see it.

Not a half bad full reverse beaver, either.

Indeed. Fabulousness all around I would say. :D

I received confirmation on my guess of who's butt it is... and I'm pretty confident that Mr. Dwellar Cock belongs to >>> Hagar <<<

I think it's Weird Harold's

Yeah, PMs have confirmed I was wrong. Knowing that the person who owns the butt didn't necessarily collude directly with the person who owns the cock makes it a lot harder...

oh, so who is it then?

That sounds like it hurt.

Who's butt is it?

I'm pretty sure it's DucksNuts'... but I could be wrong. She has a nice bum even if that photo isn't hers.

Apparently there are pictures on this board I have yet to find. I have really only seen the ones on this thread. If that one is here, I have missed it!

Its kinda weird that many of you know its my arse :p

FTR - I didnt send that pic to any other dwellar, it was found.

Furthermore - I will not be ratting out Mr OooOOhhmygodCock, they can cum forward on their own :)

Just for the record.

This is one thread where you'll NEVER EVER see any NSFW pics of me.

There are no NSFW pics of me in existance, if there were, the last place they'd be seen is the internet.

EVER.



A 17" monitor just isn't enough to do me justice!!:p

The Mystery Dick! The Phantom Prick! The Cock Occult!