WTF are toast points? Are they part of toast darts?

Bacon: the Other White Heat

Bacon and oxygen can cut through metal.

Oh thats just sick!
Whyyyyyyyyy?
I'm nearly dry reaching just thinking about the possibilities of that.
Ewwwwwwwwwww

The bacon flavoured personal lubricant is the most WTFy thing yet. Wow.

I wonder if a bacon AK-47 would become halal if you used it to kill infidels.

Good question. On a related note, is getting 72 virgins really that wonderful? I mean, honestly, can you imagine being the only guy stuck in a room of 72 women all cycling on their periods at the same time? Sounds like a lousy way to spend eternity.

As someone smarter than me said... after about 10 virgins in, you'd want a pro!

dennis miller


and....
http://us.st12.yimg.com/us.st.yimg.c...5_2049_1627926

: D

I would TOTALLY buy these. I'd use them on my first graders and laugh my head off.

Ask and ye shall receive.

AWESOME! Thanks, Clodfobble!

[Andrew Dice Clay]Make her taste like the pig that she is...[/Andrew Dice Clay]:headshake

And for Summer... Bacone.

That looks freaking SCRUMPTIOUS, Bruce.

If you had a big enough pan, I bet you could redo your lawnchairs with bacon.

Heck, do it on a sheet pan in a moderate oven.

I assume he's making this for a bacon lattice and tomato sandwich.

:drummer:

I don't think we can both fit in the... Oh.

Pork is pork.

Just so you know.....



What you did there......



I see it........

I think I broke my groaner. :haha:

I had you pictured as more of a screamer.


;)

Oink Vey.

Y'all are not kosher.

This thread is on restriction and quarantine due to the recent outbreak of Swine Flu.

Meh, rub some oinkment on it.

Mmmm that bacon in the car smell...

Mmmmm, steak n bacon

The Bacon Lube Taste Test:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENNSvDNLFqA

NEWSFLASH!
Now available in Washington, Idaho, Montana, And Oregon:
Bacon Flavored Vodka!
No, this is not a joke it is for real. Personally I think I'll pass.


Link

It was on a morning news show too!
http://www.geekologie.com/2009/04/24/bakon%20vodka.jpg

I had some bacon flavored chocolate from Whole Foods last week.

Alas, I am not a fan.

We got tea flavored vodka at the lodge last week to try out. It was really good. Tastes just like sweet tea.

This thread reminds me of my favorite band...Linkin Pork. :eyebrow:

Feet smell bad?

Baffles.

I've thought about making those. Perhaps next Sunday.

The bacon-stuffed waffles are from This is why you're fat, which features plenty of bacon-heavy culinary delights.

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By thealphajerk at 2009-06-05

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Alpha!!!! Good to see you mate! I was worried about you what with the fires and all.

Mmmm, bacon and naked women, life is goooooood.

ahoy therrrr!

fires got pretty close but it doesn't matter, i'm fire retardant ... i know its not as good being fire proof but it's the best i can do

bacon!

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/7517/baconmountain.jpg

http://img395.imageshack.us/img395/8973/baconfloss.jpg

Bacon Pie

Damn. I wish we had those.

Tell your McD manager, better yet print out a bunch of copies and hand them out at the drive-through and when people star asking for them maybe he'll listen. :D

baconbaconbaconbacon! :eek:

http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/8286/baconlamp.jpg

http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/5989/baconfuckyeah.jpg

http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/3486/baconflicks.jpg

Some folks get a little too attached to their bacon.Attachment 23844

OH my god, my ex wife.

I come to this thread slowly, if I come at all... salivating...
Alpha - correct me if I'm wrong, but that buffet bacon is raw.
Now I might get raging mouth hunger and see what I can sneak from the 'rents fridge from time to time, but I have never, EVER been tempted by teh raw bacon! Let me know if I'm missing something here.

Oh Bruce - that bacon pie. Just when I thought I couldn't love you more than I already do. Come a-wooing me with that between your teeth! Best make sure Mum is out though - or you might get more than you bargained for... actually - best make sure Dad is out too, no matter how heterosexual, surely any man can be turned by bacon AND potato.

mmmm raw bacon

Hey...I think this is totally anti-bacon spirit. I mean, yeah, it's WTF, but...WTF?!!!

Nah, that's just deep fried pigs tails. Look at teh little curly-wurlies.

Yeah, WTF, glatt, dude.

Quit whinin'. It could be worse.

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Sundae was talking about raw bacon. I agree with her that raw pork isn't wise. Sorry for the non bacon image. I wasn't thinking.

Did you see the bacon pine wood derby car?

Looks like prosciutto.