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richlevy 06-22-2006 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR
Those might not be girls! not REAL ones anyway!

OK, probably not the one with the yellow and green hair standing next to the giant head, but the other ones?

If the girl in green pointing to her teeth isn't a girl, then some plastic surgeon deserves a Nobel Prize.

Is it time for another round of "Spot the Transvestite"?

xoxoxoBruce 06-22-2006 11:07 PM

You mean.....:eek:

KinkyVixen 06-23-2006 06:06 PM

Seriously...WTF!
 
Image moderated with very, very good reason.

Ibby 06-23-2006 06:28 PM

*smacks forehead* I thought there was an unwritten "NO GOATSE" rule here...

KinkyVixen 06-23-2006 06:32 PM

Maybe if i knew what GOATSE meant...

Pie 06-23-2006 08:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KinkyVixen
Maybe if i knew what GOATSE meant...

from Wikipedia:
Quote:

Goatse.cx (variably pronounced "goat see", "goat seh", "goats", "goatsex", "goat say", "goat see dot cx", or "goats dot cx", and often truncated to goatse) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites and well-known Internet memes. Its front page contained a sexually explicit and extremely graphic picture, hello.jpg, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand with no visible clothing (although his entire body is not visible) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. Below his anus, the man's dangling penis and testicles were visible. The site was commonly linked to by Internet trolls in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

footfootfoot 06-23-2006 09:28 PM

that's not even WTF. It needs a new category.

Kagen4o4 06-24-2006 12:17 AM

the category would be "Goatse"

wolf 06-24-2006 12:37 AM

Well, that was definitely not safe for work.

lookout123 06-24-2006 01:39 AM

would it be possible to remove that pic? from existence?

wolf 06-24-2006 01:43 AM

Much like first encountering the original, you cannot unsee it.

But hopefully, I have just detached it.

lookout123 06-24-2006 10:04 AM

now if i can just unvomit, we'll be golden.

Trilby 06-24-2006 10:09 AM

Ya know what I see? a box with "attachments pending approval" and nothing to click on.

However, if it is Goatse, I don't want to see it.

wolf 06-24-2006 10:24 AM

It was. Actually, it was worse.

xoxoxoBruce 06-24-2006 01:08 PM

You can click on the "wtfnsfw.jpg", but you don't want to. :headshake

Elspode 06-24-2006 01:35 PM

Is this what *everyone's* bum would look like if we bothered to turn it inside out, or is this person just seriously deformed, both in mind *and* body?

Shocker 06-24-2006 02:43 PM

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RellikLaerec 06-24-2006 03:28 PM

those are some small hooters1 |lol|

richlevy 06-24-2006 04:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
You mean.....:eek:

Wait wait, give me a minute.....

footfootfoot 06-24-2006 05:28 PM

Chicks with beaks.

I miss chicks with antlers, that was a cool site.

KinkyVixen 06-26-2006 12:25 PM

Sorry :( :mecry:

lookout123 06-26-2006 05:18 PM

don't be sorry, i was actually able to hold down a couple of saltines today. until i remembered your post.:rolleyes:

Crimson Ghost 06-27-2006 04:20 AM

Yum...

A new desktop photo...

This is why I love coming here.

wolf 06-27-2006 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
You can click on the "wtfnsfw.jpg", but you don't want to. :headshake

I attempted to totally detach the image, but for some reason I wasn't able to ... if someone else could make it go away, that would probably be good.

skysidhe 06-27-2006 01:24 PM

@ Shocker,

what's with all the owl references??

I am thinking old AGer's with an axe to grind would do something like that. New users are suspect and the first clue is immaturity.

I am just asking because there was a well hated owl there who dispised stupidity. I just find your double owl pictures Odd. You got something against owls? You get bit in the ass by one?


Just noticing , if there is anything TO notice. Maybe I'm wrong. I've been wrong before. so 'cuuuse me if I am a little sensitive.

Clodfobble 06-27-2006 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by skysidhe
what's with all the owl references??

It's a fark.com thing. Long-running joke over there, the "O RLY" owl.

skysidhe 06-27-2006 04:23 PM

Oi, okay :) Thanks for the info clob.


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http://www.asware.net/albums/plus613...ikercrunch.jpg

xoxoxoBruce 06-27-2006 06:48 PM

What's that, Roethlisberger's German vacation? :lol:

Shocker 06-27-2006 06:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble
It's a fark.com thing. Long-running joke over there, the "O RLY" owl.

Yeah thats all it was...I just came across the site with a bunch of wierd owl pictures like that and thought they were semi-funny, so I thought i would post a couple.

Bullitt 06-27-2006 07:05 PM

nah that guy is wearing a helmet

DucksNuts 06-28-2006 07:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
You can click on the "wtfnsfw.jpg", but you don't want to. :headshake

I thought I learnt my lesson, but I clicked it...thank gawd its totally broken now :)

skysidhe 07-01-2006 10:35 AM

My prior picture should have been on the WTF thread instead.

I should have submitted something like this one. hehehe


http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/p...en_boobies.jpg


or this one



http://pictureserver.funnyjunk.com/pics2/0152.jpg

DucksNuts 07-01-2006 10:02 PM

Ohhh I cant think of that dudes name, but he's awesome.

He was in the movie "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".

MsSparkie 07-02-2006 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Gravitizer.
God, I love this product placement money. :lol2:

Mmmmm.....

be-bop 07-02-2006 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DucksNuts
Ohhh I cant think of that dudes name, but he's awesome.

He was in the movie "Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels".


It's Vinny Jones ex footbal hardman..complete headcase when he played football...

DucksNuts 07-02-2006 08:44 PM

I cant believe I am still attracted to bad boys...will I never learn

lookout123 07-11-2006 05:10 PM

This is the Shai clothing line catalog. It is soooooooo NSFW.

http://www.sexpacking.com/home.php

RellikLaerec 07-11-2006 11:12 PM

Well i guess thats one way to try and sell clothing. I would rather think better to have your models KEEP the clothes on to sell them :lol:

lookout123 07-11-2006 11:22 PM

not sure about that - i just bought about $4000 of their crap. every time i ask how much do i have to spend to get the model they say "have you seen...?"

joelnwil 07-12-2006 11:46 AM

And to think people complain about A & F catalogs!

wolf 07-12-2006 12:32 PM

I think that's because A&F comes direct to your home without warning labels, and is not produced in separate versions.

xoxoxoBruce 07-15-2006 02:30 PM

The term "art" is subjective. :haha:

capnhowdy 07-15-2006 02:52 PM

pay close attention to the eyes and mouth. wow.

Undertoad 07-21-2006 09:24 AM

http://cellar.org/2006/ahtung_tolet.jpg

Ibby 07-21-2006 08:27 PM

uh... wow.

Elspode 07-21-2006 09:10 PM

Man, I *so* thought that the dude with the paper was NBN for a second, there.

zippyt 07-21-2006 11:05 PM

[Dolphin] NHHHH NHHHH NHHHH !!!!!!!! [/Dolphin ]

xoxoxoBruce 07-24-2006 02:37 PM

Don't ask, I don't know. :blush:

Undertoad 07-24-2006 03:38 PM

http://cellar.org/2006/whaling.jpg
one o those livejournal thingies of course

footfootfoot 07-24-2006 08:46 PM

...about twenty pounds and a flannel shirt...

DucksNuts 07-24-2006 10:02 PM

Thats just wrong.

Elspode 07-24-2006 10:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
Don't ask, I don't know. :blush:

This one is easy. The young lady, who is obviously (and rightly) proud of her mammary protruberances, has just been the target of a bucket of very cold water thrown by someone who was hoping to see if her nipples could get any more erect.

Unfortunately, the guy on the bike was hit instead, and he is now preparing to sic his equally drenched pit bull on the offending water thrower, who is just off-camera to the left, turning on his heel and preparing to run like a sumbitch.

capnhowdy 07-25-2006 05:18 PM

Damn, els... now THAT'S perception! :lol2:

Undertoad 07-25-2006 05:19 PM

But what about the sponge in her hand?

capnhowdy 07-25-2006 05:35 PM

To clean up the mess when the throwee kicks the thrower's ass?

xoxoxoBruce 07-25-2006 07:51 PM

It's obviously a bike wash at a rally somewhere, but I don't know if he and the dog got hit with a bucket of water, or squirted with a hose, or what? :confused:

skysidhe 07-25-2006 09:52 PM

I know what the question is. Why is the dog green? :P

Elspode 07-25-2006 10:56 PM

Moldy?

Tse Moana 07-26-2006 04:59 AM

http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i2...rst8/dress.jpg

lookout123 07-26-2006 10:27 PM

um, why?


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