Yesterday I learned it was the first day of Alaska King Crab season. :yum:
Today I learned the Cellar is crawllllllling. :(

Today I woke up and learned that I still have the hots for Bono.

I never did. You're welcome to him.

I learned to never again let my dog get lose in the neighbor's yard. :blush:

Today I learned that you don't need to yell to make children quiet down.

Waving a shotgun around will have the same effect.

I learned that I am a screamer.

Please tell me that's not all you learned from that incident.

OK

I learned that I know absolutely nothing regarding the nature of potentially explosive devices. I learned that they might be road flares or they might be something more lethal, and if the latter, that the item does not become harmless merely because it is old. I learned that since my ignorance on the matter is so vast, that if I ever again come across something like that to leave it alone and call somebody who knows more than me about such things (this would seem to include most of the rest of the entire world).

There. I learned some important stuff, actually, and came away unharmed. Thank heavens the things were only ancient road flares.

Wiley E. Coyote on line 1.

I have been informed (again) that I am a slow learner. I hesitate to say I learned anything.

Or maybe it's so good that I get to keep learning it over and over and over.

Uh...shouldn't your wife have posted that? ;)

I learned today that a gay baseball flick is coming out.

Buy a bread making machine. Easy-peasy to operate, and fantastic bread, PLUS you know what youve put into it!
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Brokeback Pitchers Mound?

But who is catching ???? LJ ????