You must be pretty hot if either of those worked. srsly.
:)

"You'll do. Let's go."

I just lick my eyebrows, it seems to work

hahaha, not me. I've got a head like a half sucked twistie. But with the lines i mentioned above.......in fact ANY of the lines on this thread, it's not what you say but how you say it.

Saying a corny line while staring at a chicks tits and holding your cock in your hand ain't gona win you any battles. But if you say it to get a laugh then that's the hardest part - the icebreaker - out of the way and hopefully your natural charm will win the day.

"We're going to go smoke some pot, anyone want to join?"

That worked.

i wonder if anyone has ever tried, "Hi. I'm Jim. I'd like to try and pick you up, if that would be OK."

I'm gonna fuck you and you're gonna like it. That's all there is to it. Let's go.

There's something about your tits that I just want to come all over.

One time this chick at the bar says "I suck a mean dick" and my buddy goes "Really? Because I have a mean dick."

I wish you were my little toe.

WHY?

because I would bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

Lol. Same source

I used to work with an old guy who, every time a pretty girl walked by his machine at work, would yell (it was loud in there):

nice one UT!