The problem with the beer experiment was that there was no control group. Had there been, it would have been observed that there was no difference between the control group and the experimental group...especially if we qualify "had to sit down while urininating" further with "if all the pee must go in the toilet". :-)

Marijuana *does* have significant estrogenic effect, though...

So...."How many Frenchmen does it take to hold Paris?"

[ off topic - I get every last drop in there through a special trick I call "standing over the toilet and shooting mostly straight down". It's amazing how well this works.

However, after I got shot, when I was in the hospital... my depth perception and equilibrium were naturally quite damaged... which lead to... uh... some spillage (all over the place). ]

I am trying to think of more tasteless jokes, but I have yet to come up with any. I'll go looking tonight or tomorrow online :)

Shake and wiggle all you please,
but the last little drop is for the BVD's.

...So the gerbil says to the other gerbil, "Let's go in the gay bar and get shitfaced."

What's this?

What's the difference between a porch monkey and a yard ape?

"Nobody knows."

HAHAHA. :) That was good. :)

I am offended as frog leg connoisseur.

How can I be racist? Black People Love Me!!

The length of the rope.

When does a black man turn into a nigger?

As soon as his brakes fail and the nigger standing in the middle of the road decides to "challenge" the driver to a friendly game of "dual"? One hell of a mexican stand-off if you ask me, but still- one less meddlesome "nigger" to suffer. Not that it's their fault they were raised to act and think like their parents. But a nuisance to most everyone, nonetheless and YES there are many differences.

The answer to my last posted picture: an Ethiopian family