Must have been one of those silly cat people. :haha:

I've had dogs that changed color as they aged. My German Shepherd Dog was nearly all black when we took her into our lives but now has classic markings. Our Shih Tzus also started off with dark, chocolate brown patches but became light apricot after a year or two.

Wow. Usually bitches don't change that much until after they get married. :D

(runs serpentine to avoid flying fish and knives)

HA HA HA HA - very good Shel!

Your type (male, that is) just goes mangy. ;)

In my case, it's male-pattern mange. :D

Work today
caller "I need a password for oracle"
me "OK what is your username"
caller "I don't have an account"
me "I don't set up accounts, you'll follow the instructions on the website to set up your account."
caller "Can't you just give me a password?"

Ok. your password is 'cock' buh bai

looks like a bat with one wing bigger than the other.

It's a home-made bike-whacker!

Some years ago, I had a guy who called the IT dept of the company saying that the computer wont accept his new password.

So I went to have a look and told him to proceed as before. And when he did, I very nearly pissed my pants. He entered the word 'bite' in French (same as cock, dick, ...) and the computer answered 'your password is too short!'.

I can imagine that I'm not the only IT tech to whom this kind of thing occured.:rolleyes:

Our standard naming convention is first initial plus last name. But I insisted that the middle initial be included when Paula Hart joined the company.

That'll cover Perry Nuss, too.

... and Alexander whole

however, mike hunt actually gets a reprieve on this one.