My sister was killed riding away on the horse she rode in on on 9/11. Damn. You people are so insensitive. :footpyth:

Ohhh, and for the record, I never bumped uglies with the married builder dude. :)


annnnnnd






men suck

Isn't that what you like about us?

You know what its like, when you think a guys really really nice and honest....and then you find out they just bullshitted you....yeah, that really fucking sucks.

So, Im getting back on the horse ;) well, not the horse, but the security guard. The security guard at work asked me out a week or so ago, and I said no, but I put the flirty shoes on today and I guess he picked up on the signal and we are going out for dinner tomorrow nite. ::cheesey grin::

Elwood: What was I gonna do? Take away your only hope? Take away the very thing that kept you going in there? I took the liberty of bullshitting you.
Jake: You lied to me.
Elwood: Wasn't lies, it was just... bullshit.

Flirty shoes? Ummm, wait, what?

What do flirty shoes look like? I've heard of fuck-me boots, and often experienced fuck-you boots, but what do flirty shoes look like? Please help.

Hopeless Aussie male.

ETA ... do they have the tongue hanging out? :p

Yea, Ducks, could you post a pic of you wearing those "Flirty shoes".

While naked.

Thanks.

:D

So Ducks I am curious to see what is you look like. You seem to get yourself some bootay often so i would assume you must be attractive.......

Oh yes, she's hot as hell... with or without flirty shoes. :thumb:

Really....Now i defientely want to see what she looks like. With or without the flirty shoes. But preferably with the flirty shoes on....

Hmmm, havent I shared a pic with my flirty shoes on??

Zen - the whole point of the flirty shoes is you dont know that we are wearing them! Its all part of our secret plan.....buahahahahahaha.

You wanna know a way to reaaaaally make a good impression on a first date??

Get food poisoning!!

Yeah, that works a treat. On the upside, he did hold my hair back whilst I threw up on the side of the road and when I got home.

This was a really lovely flash joint too.

Nope....you haven't shares a pic with the flirty shoes on. Wow ducks that sucks. But at least he didn't let you puke on your hair. What a gentleman. Hey that rhymed "wow ducks that sucks" hahaha.

Well, that's one way to break the ice.

Look at the positives. From his view (assuming you were in his car) you managed to not chunder inside, or even on, the car. That counts for a lot, Aussie-bloke-wise. From yours, he was very good in holding back your hair.

And now, one of you can invite the other to your house for a home cooked meal "so you can make sure it is safe".

You're good zen. Really good.