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DucksNuts 10-26-2006 06:52 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle
I'm enjoying trying to shatter my good image for all time in the nsfw nekkid cellarite thread. I promise not to do anything illegal, or actually show my wee wee (yet). I respect your place more than my joke, so just quietly PM me when I become anything that approaches utter tastelessness or creepy or whatever. I'm just seeing if the so called worldly women are really up for my kind of corruption, or if they thought I would turn pink and run out giggling at the first mention of boobies. I'm also totally making it up as I go along, and have NO sexual interest in any of the weirdass stuff I hope to post.

Just felt like I had to say "It's still me". Not this guy in the thread.


xoxoxoBruce 10-26-2006 08:22 PM

You'll have to go some to beat NBN and his spider. :D

glatt 10-26-2006 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce
You'll have to go some to beat NBN and his spider. :D

But please don't! :D

zippyt 10-28-2006 02:46 AM

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the Hole in my leg to remind me to NEVER handel firearms when when messed up , after a 6 pack of Budweiser tall boys ( 16 oz ) and most of a bag of weed ,
Damn neer a thru and thru , but you could feel the lumps of lead from the .22 mag holow point on the other side of my thigh , made SFW by a t-shirt .

richlevy 10-29-2006 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by zippyt
lumps of lead from the .22 mag holow point on the other side of my thigh

So not only were you handling a loaded gun while intoxicated, but a loaded gun with hollow points?

Why not just juggle hand grenades? It's quicker.:rant:

A couple of inches and you could have qualified for an honorable mention in the Darwin Awards.

zippyt 10-29-2006 04:35 PM

Yeppres , it was one of the most STUPID things I have EVER done !!!

My Dr. ( A former Marine as well ) closed the door and gave me WHAT FOR !!!
Then he smiled and said " Well at least you were a good shot , a few inches one way and you would have hit the femerol artery , and a few inches the other you would have been singing Soprano !!!

Aliantha 10-29-2006 11:46 PM

I"m still waiting to see Ducks' nipple on this thread...

zippyt 10-29-2006 11:51 PM

Come ON ducks , show us a Jumbly or 2 !!!!!

Aliantha 10-29-2006 11:53 PM

Yeah DUCKS! Show us a jumbly. lol

DucksNuts 10-30-2006 04:56 AM

FFS...

I'm such a sucker for peer pressure :blush:

First person that laughs will really hurt my feelins :p

yesman065 10-30-2006 07:17 AM

I love "her" DN she is magnificent - no need to be envious of anyone!

Spexxvet 10-30-2006 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by DucksNuts
FFS...

I'm such a sucker for peer pressure :blush:

First person that laughs will really hurt my feelins :p

:yum:

Spexxvet 10-30-2006 07:37 AM

I just want to say it again: nudie shots are much better with your smiling face in the picture.

Elspode 10-30-2006 02:46 PM

A marvelously complex nipple! Reminds me of photos from Mars. Quite extraordinary and interesting.

SteveDallas 10-30-2006 03:35 PM

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Well, this is certainly within the spirit of NSFW if not the letter. Late last night before bed, I slipped walking down the stairs and I slid the last 3 or 4 steps. When I got to the bottom, I absorbed all my weight & momentum in my right big toe, which bent back under my foot as it hit the floor. It didn't hurt bad at the time, but by this morning I could barely put any weight on it or bend it. Diagnosis: Partial fracture.


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