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lumberjim 04-02-2006 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cheyenne
ah lumberjim would love me! ;)

would i?

let's find out: here is a quiz designed specifically for the AGers. this is something i normally do if i think a noob has some promise. in this case, there are so many of you all at once, i think a blanket quiz that you can all take is in order. completion is optionally required.

1. Ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?

2. Righty or lefty?

3. Do you consider Fish to be meat?

4. Has your rash cleared up yet?

5. Camaro or Mustang?

6. Who invented the screw top jar?

7. What do you like on your pizza?

8. If the thunder don't get ya, what will?

9. Do you think I'm pretty?

10. Are you older than any of your Aunts or Uncles?

11. Have you ever been arrested?

12. prefer to bathe or shower?

13. Who's your daddy?

14. Do you love or hate the smell of patchouli?

15. Best rock band ever?

16. What is the sound of one Elephant clapping?

17. What's that next to your monitor? no. the other thing.

18. How old were you the last time you were in a fist fight?

19. If you meet 10 new people in one day, how many will be smarter than you?

20. Who were you in your previous life? Where did you live?

TiddyBaby 04-02-2006 02:09 PM

hahahaha

*looks a pretentious asshole Ancients getting all poofy*

Lighten up.

I am not spamming your outside of the "homebase threads"




This is a joke thread.

*remember don't go to regular Cellar threads, they maybe full of shitheads like the people that live in the past*

Flint 04-02-2006 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pie
:2cents:

I like that two cents action. But, I'm still not using smilies. That's just me.

Flint 04-02-2006 03:24 PM

@Tiddybaby: They are going to eat you. They were sharpening their knives when I first showed up!

lumberjim 04-02-2006 03:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint
@Tiddybaby: They are going to eat you. They were sharpening their knives when I first showed up!

no, we've decided to ignore this one. it's a conspiracy. marichiko will probably talk to him, though. she just can;t help it.

marichiko 04-02-2006 03:30 PM

@Lumberjim. I noticed that you talked to Tiddybaby yourself. Pot calling the kettle black?

I really, really, really love you LJ! *gives LJ a big ol' lickery kiss*:lol2:

See? We're mean to each other, too - not just you guys!

Flint 04-02-2006 03:32 PM

Really, and I don't mean this in a snitty way, but we understand how message boards work.

lumberjim 04-02-2006 03:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint
Really, and I don't mean this in a snitty way, but we understand how message boards work.

no, you understand how ag worked. we know how the cellar works. stop trying to school us.

mari, this was a recent decision. after i cussed him. now you know.
oh, and your use of @ before the person you're talking to troubles me. they've tainted you. go and cleanse yourself.

Flint 04-02-2006 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marichiko
See? We're mean to each other, too - not just you guys!

This is what I was resonding to, with "we understand how message boards work" . . . Just an observation.

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim
stop trying to school us.

Who is trying to school who? I am just existing and being myself, that's it.

Stevonez 04-02-2006 03:43 PM

1. Ketchup or mustard on your hotdog?

Both... I like the zing of mustard and the tang of ketchup...

2. Righty or lefty?

neither... I tend to think for myself and not with someones elses values already set in place...

3. Do you consider Fish to be meat?

sure why not... would you like a slice of tomato meat to go on that sandwich also...

4. Has your rash cleared up yet?

the last case of poison ivy has... the next however has not...

5. Camaro or Mustang?

I'll take the 68, 69, of either please...

6. Who invented the screw top jar?

Had to be a woman since they're the only one that seem to be able to open them with ease...

7. What do you like on your pizza?

Tomato sauce and cheese... everything after this is a bonus...

8. If the thunder don't get ya, what will?

Thunder may have caused a few heart attacks but the Lightning itself is far more dangerous...

9. Do you think I'm pretty?

From what I've seen... No...

10. Are you older than any of your Aunts or Uncles?

No...

11. Have you ever been arrested?

Yes...

12. prefer to bathe or shower?

Shower... my clothes however prefer a bath...

13. Who's your daddy?

My mothers first husband...

14. Do you love or hate the smell of patchouli?

neither I guess... don't think it's something I'd like around me constantly though...

15. Best rock band ever?

For me... Lynyrd Skynyrd... only because I can relate to their music and lyrics more than others...

16. What is the sound of one Elephant clapping?

Applause of a single elephant...

17. What's that next to your monitor? no. the other thing.

I have a laptop with trackpad... so no mouse...

18. How old were you the last time you were in a fist fight?

Let's see... I'm 42 now... yeah 42...

19. If you meet 10 new people in one day, how many will be smarter than you?

None... that I would ever admit to...

20. Who were you in your previous life? Where did you live?

I was probably someone insignificant... cause I can't remember...

and this concludes the cellarite version of the SAT's... :p
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marichiko 04-02-2006 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

mari, this was a recent decision. after i cussed him. now you know.
oh, and your use of @ before the person you're talking to troubles me. they've tainted you. go and cleanse yourself.

That was sarcasm, LJ. *pokes LJ in ribs* Get it? Get it?

Flint, I'm delighted to hear that you know how message boards work. Could you prove this statement for us all? :rolleyes:

Cheyenne 04-02-2006 03:47 PM

ok, i will play.


1. Ketchup or mustard on your hotdog? (both)

2. Righty or lefty? (right, but it depends on the circumstance)

3. Do you consider Fish to be meat? (fish is fish)

4. Has your rash cleared up yet? (have not met you, so...no rash)

5. Camaro or Mustang? (Mustang, Camaro is a rip off)

6. Who invented the screw top jar? (who cares)

7. What do you like on your pizza? ( don't eat pizza, i go to the salad bar)

8. If the thunder don't get ya, what will? (internet trolls)


9. Do you think I'm pretty? (lumberjacks are not pretty, if the were they would not be lumberjacks)

10. Are you older than any of your Aunts or Uncles? (no, i am from the west)

11. Have you ever been arrested? (not yet)

12. prefer to bathe or shower? (shower, who likes to sit in their own dirt?)

13. Who's your daddy? (Oakland)

14. Do you love or hate the smell of patchouli? (i prefer Boss Red)

15. Best rock band ever? (can't pick just one, but led zep is one)

16. What is the sound of one Elephant clapping? (elephants don't clap)

17. What's that next to your monitor? no. the other thing. (it is my dildo)

18. How old were you the last time you were in a fist fight? ( i am a girl, we slap)

19. If you meet 10 new people in one day, how many will be smarter than you? (10 people in one day. that is to short of time to get to know them well enough to determine. most likely....1)

20. Who were you in your previous life? Where did you live? (i was a Native American in the Dakotas)




*hopes i pass cuz being accepted by you as it is really important to me :P* *crosses fingers*
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Kagen4o4 04-02-2006 05:52 PM

i cant be bothered ready an extra 4 pages since yesterday.

:2cents:

SteveBsjb 04-02-2006 05:58 PM

This might be one of the best clone threads in a long time!

TiddyBaby 04-02-2006 06:12 PM

There're going to eat me?


lol,
ok

Eat ME


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