Nope *lightning strike*
<--- but yer definately asking the wrong person ;)

Have you ever streaked a public place? (but I guess streaking and public place is implied :) )

No



Have you ever ate out of a trashcan?

No.

Have you ever had an orgasm in a trashcan?

No

Have you ever checked out a library book with NO intention of ever returning it?

NO (although I've ended up not returning some for various reasons :blush: )
Have you ever checked out a bunch of books on someone else's card and returned them overdue just for spite?

no

have you ever had an orgasm in a library because you returned overdue books that belonged to a crazy person in your family that wrote letters to famous people?

Yes.

Have you ever lied in an answer to this thread?

no.

do you floss regularly?

yes

Have you ever been embarrassed during sex by choking on a pubic hair?

No (wasn't embarrassing)

Do you trim your pubic hair?

Yes, with a weedwacker.

Okay, that was a lie. No, I do not trim my bush.

Do you ever feel like horrible things happening somewhere else to some other faceless people doesn't affect you at all?

yes

Have you stopped beating your wife?

No.

Did you have sex with that woman?

Yes.

Have you ever committed robberyb against a McDonalds?
well, have ya?

No.

Should the rules be changed for this thread such that no one can answer until it is yes?