It is said to be small over here, but I never knew it was rationed.

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As am I.

http://links.zigzo.com/2007/05/09/ho...-a-crack-head/

Too many photos to post, I don't wanna suck up all of poor UT's bandwidth..go see for yourself...

How to make pancakes like a crackhead.

Ha, Flints made me laugh.

Couldnt they even get underneath right?

Weird Razz

What about mine? I need a boost.

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I'm on ur desk,
purrtekting ur identity.

http://mightygodking.com/images/isaidcarrot.jpg

And, since macros are, in my humble opinion, cheating, he's another one:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...00zt6k3-vi.jpg

"Asian" may not rhyme with "carrot", but in Japanese, person (ningin) and carrot (ninjin) are easily confused. Stories abound of linguistic tryhards declaring: "I am a carrot. You are a carrot. We are all just carrots...."

PS WTF is up with that cat???? Creepy!

Here's a clue:

His name is Muttley.

http://www.inseparabileforum.com/pub...42_muttley.jpg

I love the cat.

BigV's post made me LOL ... LIKE MUTTLEY (spontaneously)!
Which made me laugh again ... like Muttley (again).
Great value! My neighbour probably thinks I'm dying of asthma.

Why is the cat inside out? :p

Faster drying.

:lol:

I love Sphinxes and Cornish Rex cats. I was considering one when I decided to go for a pedigree (because none of the shelters I contacted would let me adopt).

Glad I got the boys instead - at least they can go out, even if they don't much in this weather.

http://img210.imageshack.us/img210/131/tempnk2.jpg


http://www.jwz.org/images/orangina_tentacles.jpg

That octopussy is a bit strange in a human sexual kind of way.

Okay, I recognize that bottle. It's Orangina.

I took these pic a few years ago.

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19.../185_85912.jpg

http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y19.../185_85942.jpg

Is that a revival meeting, Merc?

Ooooh. Nice Snake merc.....wait....that sounded wrong:P


Seriously though. I love snakes.

The snakes are from here:

http://savannahnow.com/node/238310

I have a number of pics of snakes from my yard. I will see if I can round them up and post them.

Well round up the snakes if you like, but don't go posting them to ME!

Oh wait...

Your address please? :D

We have pigmy rattle snakes in my yard, I have Cooperhead that lives in my wood pile, we have a few king snakes (look like coral snakes but have the wrong color scheme), blue racers, water moccasins, and if you are really lucky you might see a Blue Indigo.

Every black kid needs a desk. :lol:

Yeah, but what's he doing with a computer? Did he steal it?

Oh, I went there.

Racist bastard!

I know, so racial.

Well, it would match the couch:

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Confirmed by snopes.
But no real Black kid would sit at that uncool desk until it had rims, a new paint job, tinted windows and a thumpin' stereo. ;) ;) ;)

I like the fringe that's been added to the packing label. Quite the classy touch.

http://i130.photobucket.com/albums/p...lgarside/5.jpg

Click for the story:
http://rosenkavalier.livejournal.com/52155.html

:lol: I think I'll not read the story, it couldn't beat my imagination.

And bounced! :D

Seriously, "Nigger-brown?" That's just wrong.

http://www.ps3.ie/ps3-images/tree_man.jpg

http://www.alternative-health.ie/ire...icles/tree-man

Oh F*** me, I wish I hadn't seen that. :vomitblu:

On of our pcs will not connect to the internet through the wireless router- I am sure my husband has fantasized about doing exactly that to it

Right should have been black.

The term is "African-American brown".

Me too, but the story makes me sad :sniff:

Maybe some good luck for Tree-Guy?

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main...2/wtree112.xml

Re: Tree Guy ... wasn't there an IotD of someone with a similar condition some time wayyyyyy back?

Having that condition would completely suck. Poor guy.

Yes, there was. But it wasn't that long ago. In the last year, I think. Maybe in the last 6 months.

I ordered one in "cracker white". ;)

lol, cracker ass cracker!

:lol:

Damn! Is that Ugly smurf?! :lol:

Hey, we used to have a mummy guy like that. Too bad that's not a video clip--he's an electric-powered shivering mummy. From the side, it looks like he's, um, talking care of business. :yelsick:

Same deal I guess - this one's normally shivering away as a store-front eye-catcher, often in a colorful wig or feathered head-dress or some such.

I bet it's wild when he's wearing the feathered headdress, yikes.

here:

http://www.cellar.org/showthread.php...highlight=hand

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My apologies for the poor focus. I was in a hurry because you're not supposed to take photos here.

It makes a wonderful contrast with Slang's observations of extreme poverty in the Philippines.

You'll have to do the currency conversion yourselves. I wouldn't ask anyone to believe me if I told them what this works out as.

20,840 USD.

Holy moly! Over £10k!
Well I spose at least they're making the most of the by-products.
Give me a $6 ostrich burger any day, I won't complain now!

I went on a couple of dates once with a girl who had more than one purse that cost more than 10 grand. I took her to a pub on our first date. It didn't last long.