really?

what's the name of the half fish half human? mermaid, right? gravdigr saw the tail and the human and thought Hey! it's a Mermaid...

then neverminded when he saw the beard, indicating a merman.

I'm just guessing.

Merman is right, there are loads of merman tales (tails?). There's even a beer brewed not too far from here called that.

Caley Merman

I'd go for the :cheese: but I presume that either the van broke down or the cat's eaten it or it's entirely too runny.

Merman/Murman...:D

I almost put this in "Idiot of the Day", cause this kid's parents are idiots.

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Ya know, if there was a snake that big anywhere near me, I'd be holding on to mine, too!

As long as the snake is well fed it shouldnt be a problem

Yup :D


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Lmao @ the Airplane clip!

As to the well fed snake, that's a big 'if' Dana. ;)

(Actually a big 'as long as') :)

I pause to wonder what determines a mermaid or a merman, seeing how they have no lower sexy parts? DNA? Facial hair? A jaunty hat and a pipe?

I will also take a moment to be offended as to why it isn't mer'woman'. I never let my customers call me barmaid, 'cause I wasn't their maid, unless they started calling the guys barbutler. Merperson? ;)

Maid = unmarried young woman.

The reason we also use 'maid' as a job title, and the reason jobs like 'milk maid' and so on came about, was because young unmarried women did those jobs.

IM you fucking insensitive cunt, bringing gender into this!! Why can't you leave it alone?? A mermaid is female because she defines herself and wants to be called that!!

:D

Just to add to that last point: house maids in particular were always unmarried young women. When they got married, they were no longer maids in either sense of the word :p

So, the phrase 'house maid' is actually equivalent to 'house girl'. She's the household's 'girl' in the same way an apprentice is a 'boy'.

Even before we were married, my wife told me she was not my maid.

She has confirmed this many, many times since we were married.