rolling stone - no moss.... whatever. My guess is that she is probably workin 3 or 4 jobs by now to afford her lavish lifestyle. Prolly no time for the interwebs with her schedule. Oh and she's living on granola bars and Redbull.

Coffee and cigarettes, but close enough. ;)

meh, she was batshit insane anyways

That was part of her charm, imho. Sigh...I really miss that girl.

who?

I dunno...some forgettable girl, I guess.

Oh, that reminds me, I wonder what happened to that chick who worked with students? the Financial Aid application person?

The one we all thought was a bitch?

I think she went to prison for killing a few students. I think it was on a Monday. They're considering the death penalty.

It's sad, really...such potential.

Oh, never mind. I found her. They appointed her Queen Goddess of the Planet.

Oh God shut up!

Look, I am still in contact with her.
She is still beautiful but doesn't know it.
Vulnerable, but has a temper.
Caring and infinitely.
And shush.

Just leave her alone and get on with missing people damn you.
She's une déesse dans ma poche.

Can I have her phone #? I have some people I need to have smoted.

Instead of smoted, what about besotted? I have a vendor for that.

Today I cannot smote. Smoting occurs Tues-Fri 8 am to 5 pm. Also, you missed the deadline for summer smoting, and may have to come up with out of pocket smote for which you will be reimbursed should we determine you ultimately have smote eligibility.

Please fill out all appropriate forms in triplicate and allow 6,785 business days for processing.

(They're killing me here today.)

smite - smote -smotted - smut.

(Whatever works for you.)